Caption competition

[Buster Hyman]

I know it's a long way to Tipperary, but over the side he goes...

[jim's brother]

"I'm thinking of making films, too. Perhaps 'Hang Em High?'"
"Don't think that will catch on, Clint."

[jim's brother]

"This recce from ships is all very clever, but the technology seems to have moved backwards. After all, Noah used a Dove."

[NutLoose]

"You mark my words, in the future the winchman will hang underneath the aircraft"

[SASless]

The Nav persisted with his imaginary talk with the Frog....."How high is the Water Froggy? Knee Deep....Knee Deep!".

[Wander00]

And you tell me this was designed by the same guy who designed the Spitfire, rubbish!

[JAVELINBOY]

Looks like we bought it Skipper, tell Simpkins to cut the price tag off now

[c52]

The original flight simulator was, in many respects, more true to life than its modern counterpart; however, both are lacking any form of forward motion.

[Buster Hyman]

We've successfully boarded her Carruthers. Hoist the Jolly Roger if you will!

[Danny42C]

...."Hoo-ray and up she rises !".....

[Buster Hyman]

Quick! Lets get underway before Nutty copies anymore of my captions!!!

[Wensleydale]

Well we've got this, but I don't know where the carpenter went.

[Buster Hyman]

I was wondering why you called it the old string bag...

[Wensleydale]

The captain amused himself by fishing for great white sharks.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

About to be cast adrift with the remaining loyalists, Sub-Lt Bligh ponders if they have the fuel to make Timor.

[WeeJeem]

The search for Seaman Staines continued...

[NutLoose]

"That's it, scrape off the barnacle, Bill."

[JAVELINBOY]

I told you not to fly so low now were caught up in the frigging rigging

[Wander00]

I'm the Captain of the Pinafore... and I never, never go to sea

[Danny42C]

"It's called being 'between the devil and the deep blue sea' "!