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Old 27th Nov 2016, 21:13
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Right Hoskins, I've just had a look round the back. The door is open, and the cart's empty. What was in it when you left the munitions store?
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Old 27th Nov 2016, 22:56
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The self fulfilling Honey Cart.

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Old 28th Nov 2016, 00:13
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Those planes cant be for real- no props- Obviously a fake to fool the Huns
When we left the supply depot , OUR planes had props.
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Old 28th Nov 2016, 00:18
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Dobbin was relieved to be posted onto a Squadron of Farmers as he had heard tales of other horses ending up as Faggots.
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Old 28th Nov 2016, 06:51
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Dobbin takes a stroll down Mig Alley.
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Old 28th Nov 2016, 07:55
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"New paint scheme on the trailer? No, my driver's been feeding me cabbage.... He's run off to get cleaned up!"
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Old 28th Nov 2016, 08:02
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The RAF's replacement for the Diesel Vauxhall Astra Estate proved to be a great success due to its huge increase in performance.
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Old 28th Nov 2016, 08:18
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I've tested the technology for air-to-air refuelling through those sticky-up things, I've tested it through the lying-down things and I've tested it through the pointy things under the wings, and still there's no fuel in the plane's tanks.
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Old 28th Nov 2016, 08:27
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Black Beauty dreams of Ginger.
 
Old 28th Nov 2016, 09:04
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The delivery of the garden chairs was welcomed by the pilots on QRA.
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Old 28th Nov 2016, 11:40
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"Once I won the 'National'....look at me now....'sic transit etc'...."
 
Old 28th Nov 2016, 11:43
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"I wish I'd stayed with my job with the milkman !"
 
Old 28th Nov 2016, 12:01
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"I wish I'd stayed with my job with the milkman !"
His name was Ernie...and he drove the fastest Milk cart in the West!
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Old 28th Nov 2016, 12:28
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Buster's first foray as a Uber Entrepreneur sought to benefit from the use of Corn enriched fuel.
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Old 28th Nov 2016, 13:09
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His name was Ernie...and he drove the fastest Milk cart in the West!
That'll be East.
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Old 28th Nov 2016, 13:13
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"OK, if you're servicable, raise your pitot tube. Who do you think you're fooling, '09'?"
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Old 28th Nov 2016, 14:20
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I've just been informed that the judging panel will be arriving by donkey at 1000Z tomorrow.
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Old 28th Nov 2016, 14:35
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Danny42C was looking forward to trying out the transportable MPN2 GCA.
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Old 28th Nov 2016, 15:12
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Chris Evans insists that Top Gear has not gone downmarket since its "Typhoon v Veyron" days.
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Old 28th Nov 2016, 19:33
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Dobbin wondered where the other horses that had been hitched to the aircraft had gone.
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