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Old 24th Nov 2016, 17:37
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"It is a far, far better thing I do................!"
 
Old 24th Nov 2016, 17:53
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Robin helps Jim as he prepares to take part in the Carnival Precession.
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Old 24th Nov 2016, 18:02
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V1, Rotate!
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Old 24th Nov 2016, 18:21
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"Take the Plunge !"
 
Old 24th Nov 2016, 18:44
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With a distant memory of schooldays, she shouted ...
"Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George!'"


Dave sniggered quietly.
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Old 24th Nov 2016, 19:16
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Origin of the Indianapolis Speedway Logo revealed...


Photographic proof of gyroscope patent unique and original idea...
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Old 24th Nov 2016, 20:22
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"I'm really sorry I cycled out right in front of your van, but I think dressing me up like this as a model for some sort of stupid iron sculpture on a hill is taking retribution too far, Mr Gormley."
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Old 24th Nov 2016, 20:32
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With Malice Aforethought.

"Are you sure you've worked out the Lift:Weight ratio right ?"...... (Quiet snigger behind).
 
Old 24th Nov 2016, 21:00
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"Look, stop complaining about having to hold the wheel up there - just trust me, it'll help you steer when you're underwater."
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Old 24th Nov 2016, 21:37
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You idiot. That's not the rip chord!
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Old 24th Nov 2016, 21:38
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That's it, don't move. We have a clear picture now
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Old 24th Nov 2016, 21:52
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"Sir James, don't you think that if this were a good idea, the RAF would have thought of it before?"
"Quiet, woman - that's what you said a few years ago when I invented those 'silly drones'."
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Old 24th Nov 2016, 23:47
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Marjorie and Lionel still had quite a bit of work to do on their panto winged-centaur costume.
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The Flyin' Pride Parade got off to a somewhat rocky start....
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Old 25th Nov 2016, 05:49
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Honey, aren't pilots supposed to use sticks instead of wheels...?
Yes dear, you're right. But you're not gonna use mine again!
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Old 25th Nov 2016, 07:24
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Momentum didn't quite understand the memo from Jeremy that ordered them to begin recruiting flying pickets, and none of them knew what a sickle looked like.
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Old 25th Nov 2016, 07:28
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Following on from the success of his sculpture "The Spirit of Ecstasy", Charles Robinson Sykes' design for a mascot for the Dacia company did not receive the same acclaim.
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Old 25th Nov 2016, 08:07
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Stop flapping dear, just let me pin the hem
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Old 25th Nov 2016, 08:09
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Roses are red, violets are blue, judging tomorrow but for now, hooroo!
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"Just let me finish tying on the string, then hand me the reel... yes, it's a "human stunt kite", but you have to be careful how you say that."
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