Caption competition

[Cazalet33]

HMS Superb's periscope photo was full of surprises.

[WeeJeem]

"I say, Algernon! Since we're here, why don't we enter the Red Bull Flugtag?!"
"I rather fancy we're a tad early for that, Ginger old bean. About 80 years too early, at a rough guess."

[NutLoose]

"I say, Boris's idea of a runway on the estuary was good, but having to swerve and avoid these peasants is a bit orf"


..

[NutLoose]

"Its ok, none of the little blighter's are wearing tabbards, so we can legitimately mow them down"

[Buster Hyman]

I call it...the F35...B!

[Cows getting bigger]

Yes, my father was called Donald. He was president for a few years.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Alex Issigonis demonstrates his next project.

[NutLoose]

Somali sends a detachment to Libya to monitor the migrant crisis.

[WeeJeem]

"...and what with all the laudanum and stuff, the nosewheel ended up on the tail, the tail ended up on the nose, we couldn't tell our tractors from our pushers, we completely forgot about the ailerons and, as you see, we can barely get airborne."

"Cor blimey, Mr Martin! You think there's going to be trouble?"

"Oh, goodness no! We'll just call it 'pre-testing post-production retrofitting' or some such and bill the taxpayers as usual, Mr Lockheed."

"Sounds like time for a celebratory drink then, Mr Martin!"

"Indeed, Mr Lockheed. Trebles all round."

[Pontius Navigator]

Thanks for coming along, I need the ballast after the nose fell off.

[MPN11]

"OK, it flies, but will it manage to lift the Bar Trolley and Stewardess as well?"

[c52]

"It says in the owner's handbook that if you hear the merry cries of children, that's a GPWS, but I can't remember what one of those is."

[andytug]

"So there we were, fifteen feet off the beach, nothing on the clock but the time, and we'd run out of gin......."

[Ascend Charlie]

I forgot to bring the "Show us your t1ts" sign!

[ValMORNA]

Orders is orders, dammit! The Boss said "Get out Brighton early in the morning. DCO."

[Penny Washers]

Alcock and Brown agreed that a bit of extra crowd funding was going to be necessary before they attempted the Atlantic.

[BTW, does it say 'California' on the pennant?]

[MReyn24050]

There, I told you Orville we could beat that Bleriot guy.

[Buster Hyman]

"Look at that punt on the beach!"
"I say, steady on ol' chap!"

[Pontius Navigator]

Originally Posted by NutLoose

You have the best seat on the plane, no fighting to get off first either.

[cattletruck]

Trust me, in the future chicks in beach costumes will really dig men with flying contraption skills.