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"Hey, you guys, when I said 'You two, up on the roof and iron out any rough spots,' you surely knew what I meant, so put down that gun sharpish, soldier."
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I think those Brit officers we met last week are on to something with that whole "batman" thing.
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"And I have added extra starch to improve projectile resistance"
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"When they put stain resistant on the label, they probably didn't envisage you sh*tting yourself on that last engagement"
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
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"Did you get that rifle from Amazon too?"
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"Just cos all your mum sent you was a pair of socks and a bar of melted chocolate, don't get shirty wiff me"
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"Thanks for guarding me, I hope the boss don't see me using 'is microwave transmitter aerial as me ironing board"