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Old 5th Sep 2016, 12:09
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"Err Boss, aren't we supposed to tie the postcard wiff the contestants address to the balloons, and not the contestant 'imself, cause 'e don't look 'appy"





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Old 5th Sep 2016, 13:01
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Bit over enthusiastic with the helium there Hoskins
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 13:10
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"V Force" you ask.....well if you mean "Voluminous" perhaps!
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 13:24
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Hoskins was clearly a basket case!
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 13:26
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When Hoskins was told his next posting would involve a gondola he had rather hoped for Venice........
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 13:44
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Mythbusters prove that any old windbag can rise to the top in the RAF.
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 13:46
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"I believe it is Keith Vaz, one can clearly see his enlarged puckering ringpiece from down here."
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 14:13
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We like to fly this with ex Red Arrow and ex Harrier pilots, the extra hot air helps.
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 15:42
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"He's not waving, he is showing you his big **** off watch"
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 16:58
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Refer to Another Thread.

THIS IS NOT A CAPTION


Please see my Post #9239 on "Pilot's Brevet" (content applies to all here as well).

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Old 5th Sep 2016, 17:45
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"Sorry we can't run to a proper basket for you, Hoskins, will this do?"
 
Old 5th Sep 2016, 17:50
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Sharky seemed such a natural pick for the Recruiting Section during his Exchange Tour with the RAF.
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 19:49
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Right, I'm off to the loop to get my picky taken.
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 19:53
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The elevation control is quite simple, just use your Webley .45. Be careful though, it is strictly one-shot and no redundancy.
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 21:31
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With his dastardly clever disguise, the suicide bomber drifted right over the security at Buckinghuge Palace, and off into the Atlantic.
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Old 5th Sep 2016, 23:43
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Thanks to a series of Defence cuts, RAF Transport Command* was able to scale down its operation.

* OK, anachronistic, but it reads better that way
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Old 6th Sep 2016, 01:46
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"I told you it was the wrong sized bottle for the bloody Mae West"
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Old 6th Sep 2016, 05:47
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If he lifts his legs, prepare for rapid vertical acceleration....
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Old 6th Sep 2016, 08:46
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Old 6th Sep 2016, 08:50
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This is not a caption.

Welcome back. You were missed.

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