Caption competition

[Danny42C]

"I shouldn't worry about the sky falling, Chicken-Licken - just run for your life !"

[andytug]

"I kill many English. Do they call me Killer? Nein! I blow up tanks. Do they call me the Tank Destroyer? Nein! But I stab one cock......."

[Dan Gerous]

Proof that all psychopaths start of with killing animals, as this picture of Freddie Kruger's first kill surfaces.

[Danny42C]

"Screw your courage to the sticking point..........!"

[Buster Hyman]

Vell, it seems like zis von has run its course...

In third place with the Leghorn award...Andytug with;

"Foghorn, watch your 6!"

In second place and worthy winner of the Captured RAF crew award...valMORNA with;

"Chicken! For you ze war is over!"

But, our winner of the Mussolini award goes to...Wensleydale with;

Stop you fool...its the Italian Exchange Officer's parade hat!

[Wensleydale]

Lets keep on with the animal theme then.....

[andytug]

"It's a great honour for me to lead the old boy through this tribute parade on his last day in the service" - said the goat.

[Wander00]

Right, I will lead you through the ranks, you look at each face and when you recognise the guy that did it, hit him in the groin with your horn

[Buster Hyman]

Oh, when you said you were after the bugger that gave you the clap, I thought you meant...ummm...

[PingDit]

Caruthers wasn't sure quite how he felt at winning the first prize in the mess draw...

[WeeJeem]

And for that little while, all the sheep could relax.

[andytug]

To: The Editor; The Times

Dear Sir,

First same sex marriage, and now this! It's political correctness gone mad I tell you!

Yours. Brigadier Bufton-Tufton-Fotheringham-Smythe (retd)

[WeeJeem]

"It's a trip-trap, trip-trap!"

[andytug]

Originally Posted by WeeJeem

"It's a trip-trap, trip-trap!"

I assume you're trolling?

[Danny42C]

"Smell, you say ? - you could do with a bit of Old Spice yourself"

[Danny42C]

"I'm not tacking any old buck from you !"

[Buster Hyman]

"...and, what exactly will I be doing with the Ghurka's???"

[WeeJeem]

Originally Posted by andytug

I assume you're trolling?

No, I'm always this gruff.

[NutLoose]

The troops applauded him for taking his new date to the officers summer ball.

[NutLoose]

After having been asked what was the first thing he would do when leaving the mob, and telling them he would grow himself a goatee, he was understandably perplexed at his farewell gift.


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