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Old 12th Dec 2015, 11:15
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Ok a*seholes, move
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Old 12th Dec 2015, 11:19
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Stop complaining... I told you not to have the sprouts!
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Old 12th Dec 2015, 11:34
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Santa has not been the same since he renamed one of his reindeer "Blitzkrieg".
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Old 12th Dec 2015, 11:49
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Santa's intel:

He sees you when you're sleeping,
He knows when you're awake.
He knows when you've been bad or good,
So be good for goodness sake!
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Old 12th Dec 2015, 11:58
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He's fat,
He's red,
He's upgraded his wooden sled,
Santa Claus,
Santa Claus.
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Old 12th Dec 2015, 12:33
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Santa launches his Doomsday plane.
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Old 12th Dec 2015, 14:56
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This losing one on Takeoff took on a whole new level of anxiety.
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Old 12th Dec 2015, 17:03
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I call them seagulls, not Reindeer...have to throw stones at them to get them airborne...
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Old 12th Dec 2015, 21:44
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Satan Claws knows you've been bad, and is about to give you your 72 virgins!
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Old 13th Dec 2015, 00:26
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"Blow man, blow !"
 
Old 13th Dec 2015, 00:32
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When Hoskins put the Human Centipede on his Christmas wish list, Santa didn't realise it was released on DVD...
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Old 13th Dec 2015, 01:33
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Might as well get it over with.



ONLY ONE CAPTION TO BE ATTEMPTED
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"Two-Six !"

"Put your backs into it, you #######g shower - or I'll set my Drone/V1 on you !"

"D'you think they'll reach flying speed ?....No, but they'll attain Nirvana !
"

"It's quicker by Rail".

"I reckon the Wright brothers' idea was a good deal better"....


"There's a Mag Drop on No.1 - and it's running rough !"

"Well, at least it keeps 'em off the street corners"....


"Take that reindeer's name, Corporal Santa - dirty antlers !"

"It were never like this when I were a faun".


"It's called 'Staff Continuation Training' - honest !"

"What are we waiting for ?......ATC Clearance, as usual"


"Light the blue paper and...."

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Old 13th Dec 2015, 04:24
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Drone 'em? I thought you said bone....
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Old 13th Dec 2015, 05:49
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After a little too much Christmas Spirit ... Father Chistmas was about to 'come off the rails'
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Old 13th Dec 2015, 06:06
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After last year's creative demonstration of the cattle-prod, Santa's reindeer were wondering just what he had in that little black bag.
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Old 13th Dec 2015, 06:40
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We're going to need to tweak those antlers as the GPS is only seeing two SAT's at the moment chaps
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Old 13th Dec 2015, 08:50
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When this baby hits 88 miles an hour, you're gonna see some serious ****.
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Old 13th Dec 2015, 11:09
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In his left hand, Santa has his loaded service weapon, which will be used to simulate an engine failure shortly after takeoff.
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Old 13th Dec 2015, 11:14
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Santa prepares to deliver some Christmas good will, 1000lbs at a time.
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Old 13th Dec 2015, 14:19
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It's 24/7 fun at Butlin's
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