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Ok a*seholes, move
This losing one on Takeoff took on a whole new level of anxiety.
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Might as well get it over with.
ONLY ONE CAPTION TO BE ATTEMPTED
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"Two-Six !"
"Put your backs into it, you #######g shower - or I'll set my Drone/V1 on you !"
"D'you think they'll reach flying speed ?....No, but they'll attain Nirvana !"
"It's quicker by Rail".
"I reckon the Wright brothers' idea was a good deal better"....
"There's a Mag Drop on No.1 - and it's running rough !"
"Well, at least it keeps 'em off the street corners"....
"Take that reindeer's name, Corporal Santa - dirty antlers !"
"It were never like this when I were a faun".
"It's called 'Staff Continuation Training' - honest !"
"What are we waiting for ?......ATC Clearance, as usual"
"Light the blue paper and...."
...etc, etc.
In his left hand, Santa has his loaded service weapon, which will be used to simulate an engine failure shortly after takeoff.