Caption competition

[racedo]

So what are you going to do once this war is finished......
What do you mean "start another one somewhere....."

[Buster Hyman]

So, do you think the massive size of the original image was Nutty's attempts to compensate for something Mr. Starter?

[NutLoose]

They say w@nking makes you blind, so one was trying to help you out Buster, as you haven't had much luck if late

[Buster Hyman]

All good here, I have a Braille screen... and, by your own admission...it's still working thank Gawd!!!

[CoffmanStarter]

Gatwick Baggage Handlers on their Tea Break ...

PS.

I have a Braille screen

Just one small pimple then

[Wensleydale]

...and then my desk officer asked if I'd like to be a truckie!

[622]

For the last time, no I don't want a lolly!

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Ok the oil money should start coming in again soon. For now, those two lads have got the loudspeaker aimed right. All you have to do is shout rat-atat-tat into this.

[NutLoose]

Well as scoring seems to come around these days more frequent than Buster changes his underwear, I will call this tomorrow at some point, so last orders for entries.....

Don't worry Buster, you still have a couple of days before you have to turn the old shreddies inside out...

[Danny42C]

"Is that the balaclava that Auntie Flo knitted for you last Christmas ? Shrunk a bit, hasn't it ?"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Bill Smithers, reporting live for CNN, on preparations for Raqqa's inaugural Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gra.

[Danny42C]

"....takes all sorts...."

[Wensleydale]

..and so when this chap at Oxford Uni asked me if I would like to join ISIS, I thought that he meant the junior rowing club!

[DirtyProp]

Erdogan...who???
Sorry, gotta go now!

[racedo]

Well we feel we can use these to get around M25 quicker.

[racedo]

Yes, these are for shooting Santa down.
Bearded git never brought me Action man when I was seven.
But I turned out ok,

[racedo]

Mother in law is visiting for Christmas.
Ahmed's orders are to shoot her down before she lands.

[WeeJeem]

"...and what's your name, soldier?"

"Don't tell him, Pike!"

[LurkerBelow]

and how well are the new recruits doing in this test?
They have completely misunderstood the real objective
which is?
There is nothing wrong with the gun - the real problem is with the truck which your more sharper viewers might notice that one of its tyres is trying its best to find its own way to the finish...

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Mmmmmff.......mmmff...mmmmffff........mmmmfff!!!
Mate, take the bloody balaclava and sunnies off. I'm down here!