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[Burnt Fishtrousers]

So presumably, old chap, we would be eligible for a "liberators discount", the Weiss beer and schnapps would go, to be replaced with a fine selection of English Ales then.

"Certainly Cap-i-tan Witheirspoon zat would be a good idea....we could also remove zat 'orrible oompah music az well"

[dazdaz1]

My next toast is to Vera Lynn's agent for starting WWII

[SASless]

Since we did this Bridge thing so well....perhaps we should a bunch of them at one go next time.

[ValMORNA]

Take my foot off the chair? Certainly not, I'm reserving it for Monty when he gets here.

[Danny42C]

"Désolé, Messieurs - but there will be Taxe à Valeur Ajouté on top !"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Vive la Resistance! I hear they're going to start shooting collaborators tomorrow, old boy.....Jacques?.......Jacques?......

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Well monsieur, if truth be known, we are the spearhead of the Allied invasion, and we are scouting for a bridge...Pegasus Bridge..... Any idea where we might find it?

[Buster Hyman]

Liberators? Oh no Monsieur, we're Producers scouting locations for the Tom Cruise remake of a Bridge too far.

[Dan Gerous]

Gentlemen, while we celebrate the Pegasus, let's not forget the Forth Road Bridge.

[TyroPicard]

'Ave you bricken your log?

[CoffmanStarter]

So Monsieur you think a tunnel between France and England is the future and not a bridge ... Nah, it'll never happen

[Kiltrash]

Having too much vino John Farley descides to name the engine after a dim and distant memory

[NutLoose]

"Monsieur what are we waiting for... Should we three not advance? "
"My dear chap, everyone knows it takes four for bridge"

[Danny42C]

"Aux Armes, Citoyens "

[Onceapilot]

"Another bottle! I'll drink too that!"


Having done that, there, on duty

OAP

[racedo]

Resistance, you ask...........
Non, Monsieiur there has never been any resistance.
My wife has never resisted Moi

[Danny42C]

"Vous cherchez une pièce de résistance, M'sieu ?.......Hélas, she went back to Paris after the Liberation !"

[racedo]

No of course there is no Naval officers here, there are just Ferry drivers.

[cattletruck]

Photographic evidence emerges on how the cap-com is judged...and it involves getting the other guy drunk.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Well Bunty, according to my schoolboy French, it seems we've just bought a bridge off this chap.