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"Calm down Doc, we'll wake you up after the strike"
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"Are you ok Sir? I see you have the Governments payrise proposals before you"
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"Now breath in deeply, See, w*nking makes you blind"
"But, isn't it supposed to be me doing i.......zzzzzzzzzzzz"
"But, isn't it supposed to be me doing i.......zzzzzzzzzzzz"
Avoid imitations
"There, there now, no need to be frightened... Mummy and Daddy always like to dress up and play doctors and nurses before bedtime....and today, you're our little patient"
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Don't worry Squadron Leader, the procedure to make you a Naval Aviator will just take a moment...but, it's best to be under when we put the bigger watch on your wrist...
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After 3 ...
I was working in the lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab, began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise.
He did the mash, He did the monster mash
The monster mash, It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash, It caught on in a flash
He did the mash, He did the monster mash.
With a nod to Bobby Pickett, Leonard Capizzi and the Crypt-Kickers ...
I was working in the lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab, began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise.
He did the mash, He did the monster mash
The monster mash, It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash, It caught on in a flash
He did the mash, He did the monster mash.
With a nod to Bobby Pickett, Leonard Capizzi and the Crypt-Kickers ...
Ok. judging time:
A lot of excellent entries as usual, and in time honoured Navy fashion, lots of references to sticking things up people's bottoms ...
Mentioned in Despatches:
DirtyProp with: Welcome to the Recruitment Office! Please, take a deep breath...
Racedo with : Is he dead yet ? Nope need a few more minutes.
Elected as a member of The Most Excellent Order of the PPrune (Military Division) is WeeJeem with:
With hindsight, it had probably been a mistake to say that all the shiny new flight kit was going to cost an arm and a leg.
A lot of excellent entries as usual, and in time honoured Navy fashion, lots of references to sticking things up people's bottoms ...
Mentioned in Despatches:
DirtyProp with: Welcome to the Recruitment Office! Please, take a deep breath...
Racedo with : Is he dead yet ? Nope need a few more minutes.
Elected as a member of The Most Excellent Order of the PPrune (Military Division) is WeeJeem with:
With hindsight, it had probably been a mistake to say that all the shiny new flight kit was going to cost an arm and a leg.
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Congratulations everyone
The Navy has always been a chummy bunch!