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Old 27th Nov 2015, 08:26
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"Calm down Doc, we'll wake you up after the strike"
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Old 27th Nov 2015, 08:27
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"Are you ok Sir? I see you have the Governments payrise proposals before you"
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Old 27th Nov 2015, 08:33
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"Now breath in deeply, See, w*nking makes you blind"

"But, isn't it supposed to be me doing i.......zzzzzzzzzzzz"
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Old 27th Nov 2015, 15:43
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Laughing gas and fake uniforms? Do you expect me to talk?
No, Mr. Bond, we expect you to die....
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Old 27th Nov 2015, 16:08
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"There, there now, no need to be frightened... Mummy and Daddy always like to dress up and play doctors and nurses before bedtime....and today, you're our little patient"
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Old 27th Nov 2015, 16:31
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"..and you're sure? Both the red crosses look the same size to you?"
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Old 28th Nov 2015, 00:01
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"Is it red-nose time again already ?"
 
Old 28th Nov 2015, 01:24
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"And the pace stick just happened to be in the exact spot where you fell over? Don't worry Sir, we'll have it out in a jiffy"
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Old 28th Nov 2015, 01:57
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"Goodnight, Nurse"
 
Old 28th Nov 2015, 04:55
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Don't worry Squadron Leader, the procedure to make you a Naval Aviator will just take a moment...but, it's best to be under when we put the bigger watch on your wrist...
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Old 28th Nov 2015, 05:36
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After 3 ...

I was working in the lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab, began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise.

He did the mash, He did the monster mash
The monster mash, It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash, It caught on in a flash
He did the mash, He did the monster mash.


With a nod to Bobby Pickett, Leonard Capizzi and the Crypt-Kickers ...
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Old 28th Nov 2015, 06:16
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"Cor - what a whopper !"
 
Old 28th Nov 2015, 10:20
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Welcome to the F35 fine appreciation course. This won't hurt a bit.
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Old 28th Nov 2015, 21:10
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It cracks me up how much his eyes boggle out when I push my elbow into his throat.
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Old 29th Nov 2015, 03:50
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"This may sting a bit !"
 
Old 29th Nov 2015, 07:02
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Ok. judging time:

A lot of excellent entries as usual, and in time honoured Navy fashion, lots of references to sticking things up people's bottoms ...

Mentioned in Despatches:
DirtyProp with: Welcome to the Recruitment Office! Please, take a deep breath...
Racedo with : Is he dead yet ? Nope need a few more minutes.

Elected as a member of The Most Excellent Order of the PPrune (Military Division) is WeeJeem with:

With hindsight, it had probably been a mistake to say that all the shiny new flight kit was going to cost an arm and a leg.
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Old 29th Nov 2015, 08:21
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Well played WJ
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Old 29th Nov 2015, 09:18
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Congratulations everyone
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Old 29th Nov 2015, 17:19
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Originally Posted by Flap Track 6
Ok. judging time:

A lot of excellent entries as usual, and in time honoured Navy fashion, lots of references to sticking things up people's bottoms ...
...
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You don't say...!
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Old 29th Nov 2015, 18:39
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The Navy has always been a chummy bunch!
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