Caption competition

[Danny42C]

"This won't hurt at all"

[Arm out the window]

Well, ordinarily I'd work alone ... the drugging still works the same, but under new Navy OH&S rules we're required to check for a pulse before indecently assaulting you.

[WeeJeem]

The days of "Don't Let Him Die" were long gone, and the scab-lifters' guiding principle was now "Put Him Out His Misery, It's Cheaper".

[JAVELINBOY]

Now, now Sir George calm down you should have realised they need to scrap Ocean to pay for the RAF's shiny P8's, deep breaths now.

[WeeJeem]

With hindsight, it had probably been a mistake to say that all the shiny new flight kit was going to cost an arm and a leg.

[Buster Hyman]

Now sweetie, I'll ask you a question & that way, we'll know if we managed to improve your Gaydar...

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Seaman Staynes? Could be either.

[Flap Track 6]

Have a little rest, sir, and we'll have you back in the Barrel in no time.

[Flap Track 6]

We're sorry, Sir, but because of that unfortunate incident with the anchor windlass, you're no longer a complete pr1ck.

[WhiteOvies]

Having been shipmates with the MA on the right I can confidently say that her bedside manner is first class!

[Buster Hyman]

Err, no Commander, we're not in dry dock or port...you're still on the Nottingham and...umm, well.....have another sip...

[WeeJeem]

MA1: “Don’t mention Gib to the patient, he got very badly stung.”
MA2: “Portuguese man o' war?”
MA1: “Well, we never saw him in uniform…”

(with apologies to RTH)

[PingDit]

"No Sir, it's a cricket box. It helps to keep the overheads down. Sorry if it smells a bit...."

[CoffmanStarter]

Congratulations ! ... You are now the proud parents of a healthy bouncing 8lb Baby Jellyfish

[Dan Gerous]

No Sir, the oath is do no harm. We can inflict as much pain as we like.

[DirtyProp]

Welcome to the Recruitment Office!
Please, take a deep breath...

[DirtyProp]

What do you mean "What am I doing here?"
Remember the form I-720/5 you signed, "Organ Donor Authorization"?

[Danny42C]

Burke and Hare go to sea.

(Arf a mo - they were grave robbers !)

That can be arranged !

[Buster Hyman]

Are you familiar with the term 'Human Centipede'?

[Danny42C]

"Where is Florence Nightingale when you need her ?"