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Old 23rd Nov 2015, 19:57
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Old 23rd Nov 2015, 21:38
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So many good entries, thank you all.

I started to list the also-rans but there are more than half a dozen of them, and you can each choose your own favourites.

The winner, and the recipient of the OFSTED prize for a successful learning outcome, is Flap Track 6:

Hoskins, are you sure you had the camera switched on when you passed over that 'Ladies only' nudist beach?

because I now understand why C-130s fly so very, very low over Studland Beach.

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Old 24th Nov 2015, 05:37
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Well done FT6
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Old 24th Nov 2015, 08:12
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because I now understand why C-130s fly so very, very low over Studland Beach.
And I thought driving the Herc was boring...
Congrats, FT6.
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Old 24th Nov 2015, 18:45
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Thank you. Try this one:

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The RN Press Gang lives ... 2015 style
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Thats right Sir Andrew, you fainted when they told you the FAA would be getting the P8's, deep breaths now please.
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Old 24th Nov 2015, 19:20
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It'll be just the same, Minister, after the Gov't spending cuts, except that where it now says ROYAL NAVY it'll say BOY SCOUTS.
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Old 24th Nov 2015, 19:34
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Due to a slight language difficulty, this was the last thing the Polish plumber saw before he woke up with an unwanted vasectomy.
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Old 24th Nov 2015, 20:29
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Just breath deeply and my colleague will insert his finger and tickle your sphincter to relax you even more..
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Dentists? Who told you we were dentists?
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Sea dog and sea ..... !
 
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Buster had been warned of the dangers of becoming excited while reading Hustler Magazine.

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Is he dead yet ?
Nope need a few more minutes.
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Trivial Pursuit time................. find George Osborne's heart.
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Old 24th Nov 2015, 21:11
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Kiss me quick Hardy...then put me under.
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Royal Navy? Actually no, we're working for Bill Cosby now.
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Yeees, the extraction was successful, we have your wallet.
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It's no good Mr President, we were unsuccessful in attempting to insert some balls into you.




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Sorry about the straight jacket Mr Corbyn, but breath deeply and all will be ok..
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