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Old 22nd Nov 2015, 06:21
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Old 22nd Nov 2015, 06:23
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"Well, we'll need a bigger muster room for the crews when the F-35 arrives..."
"We'll just take what we need from the ground engineers, they'll be too busy to rest."
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Old 22nd Nov 2015, 06:24
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Old 22nd Nov 2015, 09:36
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It's no good, now that it's in SCAF, we'll never find it.
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Old 22nd Nov 2015, 14:50
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Hoskins, are you sure you had the camera switched on when you passed over that 'Ladies only' nudist beach?
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Old 22nd Nov 2015, 14:52
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Incoming message, Sir!

Message reads: 'Where are you, you barstuds?'
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Old 22nd Nov 2015, 15:26
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Tell the Air Vice Marshal that we're ready to fit his gastric band
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Old 22nd Nov 2015, 15:41
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Retensioning the elastic bands on these gliders is a reel pain.
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Old 22nd Nov 2015, 19:24
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Never mind chaps, all this will be done on Betamax video tape in the future.
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Old 22nd Nov 2015, 21:04
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"Er, Fred... when the Captain said toss the snake off...I think he meant throw it overboard!"
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Old 22nd Nov 2015, 21:09
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Wow Del's Wendy tatoo really does say "WENt to barbados and had a really long and great holiDaY"
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Old 22nd Nov 2015, 21:31
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Old 23rd Nov 2015, 07:17
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A quandary for the A-300 contractors preparing for the eventuality of a state visit flight to North Korea.....will the president fit through their £10M upgrade?
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Old 23rd Nov 2015, 08:31
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"I have to say, Tarquin dearest, that I'm not entirely sure this is what they had in mind when they told us to do a pilot program for obsessive compulsive cleaners."
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Old 23rd Nov 2015, 09:21
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No weapons of mass destruction Tony
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Old 23rd Nov 2015, 11:05
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"Are you sure they'll be just as good as real Durex, sir?"
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Old 23rd Nov 2015, 14:31
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"It's alright the Boss telling him he would have his guts for garters, but he wants to try making the bloody things..."
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Old 23rd Nov 2015, 15:17
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"That should be enough to unclog the toilet."
"Have you met Scroggins, sir?"
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Old 23rd Nov 2015, 19:39
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Judgement later this evening.
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Old 23rd Nov 2015, 19:55
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