Caption competition

[Flap Track 6]

So, Angela, those are my four demands and I expect them to be accepted.

[Flap Track 6]

So, we've had our requisite three days so it's time for judging:

Bronze Star to Coffman Starter with:

The last time I saw a mouth that big was during my initiation ceremony when I was up at Oxford with the Bullingdon Club

Silver Star to Nutloose for:

And this is my Linda Lovelace impersonation.

And a Gold Star for C52 with:

DC: "My hair colour is entirely natural."

So, over to you, C52

[CoffmanStarter]

Well played C52

Good pic FT6

[c52]

Thank you very much. Not being at all military, and being quite unsure of what to do about copyright, can I yield the honour to Nutloose?

[NutLoose]

C2 these are royalty free images if you want to try one of these

Military Stock Photos and Illustrations - Royalty-Free Images - Thinkstock UK#

Copyright free are available off the IWM site, for info see

http://www.iwm.org.uk/corporate/priv...yright/licence

you can do a search such as RAF image see

http://www.iwm.org.uk/collections/se...ms_per_page=10

pick one you like that you think can be commented on and post that

[Buster Hyman]

And despite those links, Nutty sometimes gets a funny one....

[CoffmanStarter]

Now now Buster ... Behave nicely

[NutLoose]

And despite those links, Nutty sometimes gets a funny one....

And even rarer Buster actually comes up with a funny caption to put to it


I will post one tonight if C52 does not

[c52]

Here we are, then:

[Buster Hyman]

No, you're right. There's not enough room to swing a Cat!

[Buster Hyman]

Right, seal off the rest of the Galley & arrest the Cook!

[Stanwell]

I'm having trouble here, Hoskins. These numerals are in Arabic.

[NutLoose]

"What do you mean I should have gone to spec savers? All I said was these damn sausages are thin"

[NutLoose]

"Blimey you're right, frame 147, Debbie does indeed do Dallas."

[NutLoose]

"I now declare this facility open"

[NutLoose]

"Jeez Doc, that's one hell of a tapeworm you pulled out of the Staish's butt"

[NutLoose]

"It says B-R-O-A-D-S-W-O-R-D------C-A-L-L-I-N-G-----D-A-N-N-Y-----B-O-Y ?"

[NutLoose]

"Ok and you wanted 10 condoms Scroggins"

[PingDit]

"That's it Hoskins, keep reeling it around the cage and then we'll give it a swift tug - Just watch what happens to the hamsters!"

[PingDit]

"I know we've been given a bit of an odd posting skipper, but shouldn't this bit go on the back of a paddle steamer?"