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Following on from the last MOD procurement of "Walkie Talkies" from Toys R Us, we are to trial their new uniform range.
Harold was a little miffed that no-one had thought to let him know that the fancy dress party was "themed".
Now lads, it's been brought to my attention that discipline is starting to slip. Navy standards must be maintained! You there! Where is your cap??
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OK ... I see a vague resemblance with that crazy haircut and wonky squint ... But are you sure we can smuggle him into North Korea and replace Kim Jong Un without being rumbled ?
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"Now, step forward Harold and we will hang the ceremonial Cow Bell on you and officially welcome you to the Navy!"
"Err, you do know he's a Giraffe don't you?"
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"Err, you do know he's a Giraffe don't you?"
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"Right, you 'orrible lot. The Captain has complained that someone on night watch kept him awake by head butting the ship's bell. Anyone like to own up?"
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"Pike, as the platoon's fastest runner, today you're on covert ops in the Warmington-on-sea safari park. Watch out for lions and report back anything suspicious"
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"In this mans navy we like it kinky so you are an ideal candidate for the barrel and ohhhh horns to hang on to."
Right men. During the exercise, the red team will attempt to infiltrate our ranks and steal the ships bell. I want you all to be especially vigilant for anything that looks out of the ordinary.