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Intercom "Bridge ... Wardroom here ... What's going on up there that's the third time this morning the Officers Heads have been blocked ... And they're backing up again ... Wardroom Out"
"Ah yes, my people will like this ship very much.
They will be sooo happy when I will use it for State affairs and such..."
They will be sooo happy when I will use it for State affairs and such..."
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I can assure you Gentlemen that we are quite safe in Port. There's no need to wear your Life Preservers under your jackets...
Much to their surprise, Tweedledum and Tweedledee found that they quite liked being in the forces.
Commander, why don't you try this one for size? err, I meant comfort.
Yes, very comfortable, Admiral, but I can't reach the steering wheel from here.
Admiral, does this boat carry heavyweight torpedoes?
Admiral, I think we're gonna need a bigger boat.
Commander, why don't you try this one for size? err, I meant comfort.
Yes, very comfortable, Admiral, but I can't reach the steering wheel from here.
Admiral, does this boat carry heavyweight torpedoes?
Admiral, I think we're gonna need a bigger boat.
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
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Good, good.
Just a couple of modifications would be required if we are to buy this from you...
1. The bulkhead doors will need to be widened.
2. We'd like a spit suitable for pigs to be installed on the afterdeck.
3. A combined mess to accommodate, say, 100 people at deck level.
Oh, and we'll have to get rid of this chair... I'll have my tiffies fashion a suitable throne.
Just a couple of modifications would be required if we are to buy this from you...
1. The bulkhead doors will need to be widened.
2. We'd like a spit suitable for pigs to be installed on the afterdeck.
3. A combined mess to accommodate, say, 100 people at deck level.
Oh, and we'll have to get rid of this chair... I'll have my tiffies fashion a suitable throne.
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