Caption competition

[CoffmanStarter]

Intercom "Bridge ... Wardroom here ... What's going on up there that's the third time this morning the Officers Heads have been blocked ... And they're backing up again ... Wardroom Out"

[DirtyProp]

...and this is how a "Cruiser" becomes a "Carrier".

[DirtyProp]

"Ah yes, my people will like this ship very much.
They will be sooo happy when I will use it for State affairs and such..."

[Buster Hyman]

I can assure you Gentlemen that we are quite safe in Port. There's no need to wear your Life Preservers under your jackets...

[Flap Track 6]

Much to their surprise, Tweedledum and Tweedledee found that they quite liked being in the forces.

Commander, why don't you try this one for size? err, I meant comfort.

Yes, very comfortable, Admiral, but I can't reach the steering wheel from here.

Admiral, does this boat carry heavyweight torpedoes?

Admiral, I think we're gonna need a bigger boat.

[CoffmanStarter]

Is that a Sam Browne you're wearing ? No ... It's an Athletic Support

[GroundStart]

These X-Ray specs are excellent Admiral, they will be of great use when doing cruise ship boarding inspections.

[Cows getting bigger]

The Village People tribute band were looking forward to their first gig.

[DITYIWAHP]

These 3d to 2d glasses to wonders for my reflection.

[Danny42C]

The Heavy Mob are going to Sea !

[Pontius Navigator]

Originally Posted by CoffmanStarter

We might have to skip the midget sub demonstration we had planned

Coff splutter splutter.

First one I read

[Pontius Navigator]

HMS Mermaid you say? Are the servant girls pretty?

[Stanwell]

Good, good.
Just a couple of modifications would be required if we are to buy this from you...

1. The bulkhead doors will need to be widened.
2. We'd like a spit suitable for pigs to be installed on the afterdeck.
3. A combined mess to accommodate, say, 100 people at deck level.

Oh, and we'll have to get rid of this chair... I'll have my tiffies fashion a suitable throne.

[jwcook]

Hello Sailor - Do you want to join the Mile round club?

[jwcook]

https://youtu.be/mOrzYVPfy_w

[Wander00]

With these special glasses, you can see right through the WRENs' uniforms

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Why do they titter, so?

[morton]

Safety goggles? Why for!?

You haven’t seen the Monty Python Gluttony sketch in the ‘Meaning of Life’ have you!!

[jwcook]

Yellow hat "Impressive fog horn!"
White hat "Ummm - We haven't installed it yet!"

[dazdaz1]

May I ask a question Monsieur, why are the decals in Russian?

Just a technicality, you can have them in any language..... Pheww got out of that one.