Caption competition

[ShyTorque]

"I told you we could never replace Gloria the tea trolley lady with a heap of junk modern vending machine!"

[DirtyProp]

"The tech support from Microsoft says to press CTR L-ALT-DEL, but I don't see those buttons there....did you guys find them?"

[Wensleydale]

The contractor says it will be all right once we have upgraded it to Windows 10!

[CoffmanStarter]

Last Orders Gentlemen ! ... I'll judge tomorrow morning UK time ... 🍺😎

[Buster Hyman]

It's designed to calculate crew hours & pay. This will stop those incessant conversations in the cockpit...mark my words.

[Danny42C]

"I think you're supposed to attain Nirvana if you look at it long enough !"

[Arm out the window]

Three days now and I'm no closer to understanding why those boffin chaps put us in here either, but I must say I like the way that pressing the white button makes a banana pop out of the slot, eh what?

[Danny42C]

Three minds with(out) a single thought ?

[PingDit]

"Apparently the jackpot's huge! We just need to work out how we get the wheels to spin!"

[Buster Hyman]

Right, if Martin Landau & Barbara Bain walk through that door, I'm outta here!

[DITYIWAHP]

"It's a marvellous and lean addition to the software, but how does one forward the report onto the next RO?"

[CoffmanStarter]

Good morning Gentlemen ...

Good turnout on this one chaps and great to see a few 'new' faces joining the madhouse that is PPRuNe Mil CapCom

It's also pretty clear those amongst us who regularly fed the Mess Fruit machine

First of all ... a Special Mention for Nutty as he managed to reference Decca TANS ... another mysterious bit of technology

3rd Place - Pontius Navigator ...

"Well it fits the door perfectly, but how do we get out ?"

2nd Place - Danny42C ...

"Why don't we have a competent NCO to work this thing ? - Can't expect us to operate it, what, what !"

1st Place - Flap Track6 ...

"Forfar Athletic 2, Queen of the South 2. Bl00dy Hell, Sir, you've got eight score draws - get on the phone to Littlewoods quick !"

Over to you FT6 ... PM sent ...

Coff

[Wander00]

IMHO one of the best capcoms for a while. Many thanks to all

[Flap Track 6]

Thank you, I'm deeply honoured for the privilege of starting the next round.

Try this one ...

[CoffmanStarter]

We might have to skip the midget sub demonstration we had planned

[Stanwell]

Oooh, you're right - these vibrating chairs DO have added benefits!
Colonel, let Fan'afu'a know I'll be home in fifteen minutes, will you?

[Wensleydale]

However, we will only sell this carrier if Mr Corbyn wins the next election.

[Wander00]

I know I am smiling but then you don't know what I think of you two fat gits

[Wander00]

And this guy on my right, Gentlemen, is your breakfast

[DITYIWAHP]

We are especially pleased with the dumbwaiter configuration.