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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 20:58
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"Oh Deep Thought, what is the answer to life, the universe and everything?"

"Side parts and brylcreem, boys - as if you didn't know!"
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 21:04
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"Will the last man to leave the Air Force please turn me off ?"
 
Old 2nd Sep 2015, 21:28
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Rum do, chaps! According to the techy fellow on the line here, it won't turn on because all the power points were installed on this side of the office.
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 21:32
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So if nine leprechauns come up, it pays how much?
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 22:03
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"So what did BAE quote us for this ???"
 
Old 2nd Sep 2015, 22:06
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"What sort of a Warranty came with this, anyway ?"
 
Old 2nd Sep 2015, 22:50
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"It's MI.6 on the blower, apparently there is a covert Russian listening device installed in the room, have we noticed anything suspicious?"
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 22:55
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"Apparently, the hooks on the other side of the door automatically weigh what's on them and the little windows this side can then tell you how many coats you've got hanging up...ingenious!"

Hat, Coat...
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 23:39
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Madame Tassauds latest exhibit: "How the RAF won the Cold War", fails to excite the public.
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 23:51
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Study in Still Life ?
 
Old 3rd Sep 2015, 00:21
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Tea...Earl Gray....Hot!
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Old 3rd Sep 2015, 00:23
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...and in a few hours, we'll have the first waypoint for refuelling on the way to the South Atlantic.
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Old 3rd Sep 2015, 00:25
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Nuttys Caption-o-matic was running slow today...
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Old 3rd Sep 2015, 01:01
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"Ingenious, these Chinese !"
 
Old 3rd Sep 2015, 02:26
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Well Sir, it's a Top Secret future prediction device.

The two digit line is the number of squadrons we have. The second line is the number of stations, and the third line is the number of aircraft. The last line is the years remaining until 2018. The name of the game is to not let any of the first three lines reach zero before the fourth one does.
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Old 3rd Sep 2015, 06:41
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Gentlemen, the poor guy's been on hold for 15 minutes now.
I know it's a tough one, but please make up your mind!
What's it gonna be? Margherita, 4 Cheeses, Pepperoni?
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Old 3rd Sep 2015, 07:09
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Old 3rd Sep 2015, 07:38
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"Lads. Mallory's on the blower. He wants to know how his 'Big Wing' is going? Also, what was that big ding I just heard?"
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Old 3rd Sep 2015, 10:41
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"Yes...we hope you approve Sir. It's got the different absorbency incontinence pads you asked for on the right, but the installers seem to have also put something called 'Tampax' into the left hand slot. It's left us in a bit of a hole but we've got DI3 working on that!"
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Old 3rd Sep 2015, 12:22
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How embarrassing chaps... a Group Captain, an Air Vice Marshall and an Air Chief Marshall all present and we cant even muster 50 bloody pence for the electricity meter
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