Caption competition
Capt Steve: "The bigger engines have just been installed, and George here has been upgraded with "Realistic Orifices". If I can get them to fit a beer fridge on the flightdeck, the rest of you are redundant and you can call this jet 'Nirvana'! "
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Dr Venus thinks to herself, "hmmm... they have assembled Prof 'Matt' Matic's lower torso back to front, so everyone can see that here comes another ars*hole"
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"Why did they call her XL5 Professor?"
"Well they were going to follow on from the MRA4, but thought MRA5 might alert Joe public to the fact we were forced to buy American"
"Well they were going to follow on from the MRA4, but thought MRA5 might alert Joe public to the fact we were forced to buy American"
That's not Robert. That's Matt's cousin Otto.
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Memo
Props department to producer.
Could you please desist in calling out "CUT" at the end of each scene as we are running out of puppet strings.
Props department to producer.
Could you please desist in calling out "CUT" at the end of each scene as we are running out of puppet strings.
So THAT's where the genius's at Navy procurement got the idea for the new RN sea going uniform.......
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Venus: "You're right - he really is wearing a wig, you can see the join from back here!"
Co-pilot: "I'm the only one not wearing a wig!"
Co-pilot: "I'm the only one not wearing a wig!"
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That's right Captain, your new Co Pilot will listen to your stories for hours, admire your new watch, agree that they're working you too hard, and won't 'pull' the better looking crew before you do! And, you can even eat the peanuts meant for the real Co Pilots!