Caption competition

[Tashengurt]

"What is this 'aerodynamics' you speak of?"

[Tashengurt]

If my dog was that ugly I'd shave its ass and make it walk backwards.

[pohm1]

"The loss of a donk means it's the dreaded 11 engined approach."

P1

[NutLoose]

"We've called it Tower Hamlets and when full our maiden voyage/flight will be on the Calais run"

[Surplus]

BAE unveil the Army's new lightweight, hand-launched drone.

[Buster Hyman]

But what about lift Vladimir?
No problem Comrade, we put one in each landing gear!

[DirtyProp]

Sarge, we still cannot find Hoskins.
He was doing some maintenance on engine 6, and he got lost inside. I told him to bring a map, but he never listens...

[DirtyProp]

Bombs? What bombs?
Our enemies will die of laughter when they'll see this thing!

[Surplus]

As well as plenty of payload, there's also loads of room in the leading edges and observation deck for tomato plants.

[snippy]

Local residents around RAF Brize Norton were left unimpressed when details of the Hercules replacement were released today.......

[NutLoose]

"I do not think Putin vill believe you if you tell him it is zer new Blackjack Comrade, you vill have to come clean and say you picked up ze wrong drawings from zer museum"

[Buster Hyman]

...And this is our new Kalinin K-7 Bomber Comrade!
Really? I thought it was the Hangar!

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Size isn't everything....

[NutLoose]

"You think this is bad? if you look behind it, you will see the hangar designer was breast mad."

[pohm1]

I asked the engineer what signal to use when we start no11 engine. He said "Hold ten fingers up, and use your initiative, but if you've still got both boots on we are going to have a problem."

P1

[Tashengurt]

"There is no corruption in the Soviet design bureau!"
Said Comrade Perspexovitch

[dazdaz1]

Ok..... You say for the final CAA certification the 3000 passengers have to exit in 90 seconds, Ummmm.

[pohm1]

As the blueprints were spread across his desk, Michael O'Leary climaxed, then passed out.

P1

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

You'll find the crew rest area on the third floor, through the Billiards room, just down the corridor, second on the right past the library.

[CoffmanStarter]

Yes ... That's quite correct, the Pilots Notes make it very clear ... It has the gliding angle of a brick !