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Old 3rd May 2015, 09:01
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"Ok guys, try to look cool and we'll head over to the quacks to get some cream for the ring sting"
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Old 3rd May 2015, 09:19
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ring sting? ring sting? they don't look like curry munchers to me old son
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Old 3rd May 2015, 09:32
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No, no! Behind you. You've walked right past them!......Should've gone to Specsavers!
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Old 3rd May 2015, 13:41
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Old 3rd May 2015, 16:39
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You put your left leg in
Your left leg out
Do the Hokey Cokey and you turn about ...

OK, let's try that one again, but this time with a bit of syncro ...
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Old 3rd May 2015, 16:55
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we got . . . syn . . chro . . . . we got. . rhythm . .
who can . . . ask for . . . anything .. .. more?
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Old 3rd May 2015, 18:29
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"Tallest on the left, shortest on the right - in single rank - SIZE !!"
 
Old 3rd May 2015, 21:37
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Red 9......Steel Eyed Determination ......GO!!
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Old 3rd May 2015, 21:42
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Even shadows Nutloose. I'm impressed
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Old 3rd May 2015, 21:48
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"Missing man" formation?
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Old 3rd May 2015, 21:49
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Tiller Girls Selection Criteria

1. Awesome formation
2. Golf handicap lower than Red # applied for
3. Total inability to march, or indeed walk.


.......................................................


"I wouldn't trust you to ride roun't block on my bike"

Genuine Cyprus quote, to Red 9, during a champagne breakfast that had begun with the 1 pm Friday happy hour the day before, which blended almost as smoothly as the brandy sours into a dining-in night that, as usual, eventually lasted until Sunday evening at Chris Kebab. At this point,I think everyone had reached the zone on the blood-alcohol chart that reads 'clinically dead'. The speaker shall remain nameless, but a broad Lancastrian accent, with feeling, may be assumed
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Old 4th May 2015, 02:01
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Whot ! No individual rental cars, the hotel is only 4.5 stars and there is no free booze and the only SWAG are these stupid rolled up posters !

We are so outta here....
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Old 4th May 2015, 18:24
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Nice blag with the sunglasses Red 2. Loose vic on me, and lets head over to the big watch stall.
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Old 6th May 2015, 22:06
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Where are they going?
Oh, they just heard that there's a Caption Comp on Jet Blast that's still moving...

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Old 6th May 2015, 23:47
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The Star Wars VII X-wing pilot extras assemble for their first lightsaber practice....

...Government ministers secretly confer to see if this can be counted as an RAF fast jet squadron in FOI requests.
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Old 7th May 2015, 01:51
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The 'Synchro Pair' this week are:-

Tashengurt with
Torn between following the boss or humiliating him the teams hokey cokey fell apart when he put the left foot in.
And

Stanwell with
The new, all-inclusive RAF.... 33% individualists - firmly convinced that everyone else is out of step.

But 'Red Leader' is definitely Wensleydale with

The first day of filming the sequel to Reservoir Dogs ends in confusion as the director discovers that too many actors have been cast as Mr Red.
P1
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Old 7th May 2015, 02:09
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Well done, Wensleydale.
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Old 7th May 2015, 06:48
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Thanks! A quick competition which will be judged at the weekend as I will be away from my computer next week....


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Old 7th May 2015, 07:15
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This isn't a caption but WTF?!

This is:
Norman Fosters first career was in aircraft design.
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Old 7th May 2015, 07:17
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"If it looks right, it'll fly... Oh f*ck!"
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