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Old 24th Apr 2015, 01:14
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"I've lost the head off my broom, the bristles are about this long. Let me know if you see it."

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Old 24th Apr 2015, 01:59
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"yes my tripod, you can't miss it, workshops knocked it up from a bunch of NHS crutches I nicked"
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Old 24th Apr 2015, 02:01
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"You RAF Officers think of everything, I see you have even brought along a chap with a stick to pick up the litter"
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Old 24th Apr 2015, 02:18
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"Sorry SACW Bloggs, but it's the QR's. If your ankles are any wider than this, then you have to wear trousers."

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Old 24th Apr 2015, 03:23
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"Missed by that much."

"That long Mr Warwick? You're the most modest man I've ever met!"
"I'm talking about the diameter!"
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Old 24th Apr 2015, 07:37
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"There I was, with an elephant's appendage coming at me like this. I tell you, I was right concerned, but then I thought, well, you're a guest here in Africa so you'd better not offend the locals by refusing to participate. And so that's the story of how I came to have false teeth, if you really must know."
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Old 24th Apr 2015, 11:41
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While I, the photographer, listen to a man with a stick tell me how to do my job, I am not flipping him the bird, I am adjusting my focus.......honest.
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Old 24th Apr 2015, 11:49
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Hopeful man in sunglasses at rear, looking over shoulder of wife who is plainly not having a bar of it...."you see there pet, he's showing you how to do it".
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Old 24th Apr 2015, 12:18
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"and it was in tatters.. I'm never having vindaloo again!"
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Old 24th Apr 2015, 13:11
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At 14:00 Sooty&Sweep will wave at the crowd like so.
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Old 24th Apr 2015, 13:38
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Well thank you Sir for so graphically explaining what you will do with that stick if I take your photo again!
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Old 24th Apr 2015, 13:43
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..........................and there is a bonus if you get a compromising picture of her behind you
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Old 24th Apr 2015, 18:26
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Laddie in front of Ma'am (whatever became of "Hair off your Collar ?) is showing what he thought of the prospect, and reconsidering his decision (just made afters seeing the Red Arrows) to join the RAF ASAP.
 
Old 25th Apr 2015, 00:17
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Ahh...I thought I could smell Snapper...
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Old 25th Apr 2015, 00:53
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"That's about it. Let's get back to the Car Park - it may take us a while to find the car, and we want to get away before the crowd".
 
Old 25th Apr 2015, 02:17
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It's about this big, you plug it in, it gets warm and you use it to press your trousers!

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'ere, Hoskins 'ave yew shrunk this much, or are they somebody else's trousers?
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Old 25th Apr 2015, 16:49
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Anxious lady far left: "Don't point, Wing Commander - just tell me, quick !!"
 
Old 25th Apr 2015, 19:23
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WO " you dont need a posh bit of kit like that, you use your iphone and take a selfie, Oh bugger someones nicked my iphone"
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Old 25th Apr 2015, 22:17
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The Wing Commander decided it had been a mistake to ask that photographer airwoman to cut her hair, even if she had been a stylist with Raymonde in civvy street !
 
Old 26th Apr 2015, 09:16
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That's OK love, it happens to me all the time. No, that's Tom Cruise over there.
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