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"There's no substitute for cubic inches !"
EDIT:
(ShyTorque, You said: "I aim to judge this on Sunday evening; it won't be easy".)
I can't think of any more. Please put us out of our misery ! We can take it !
D.
EDIT:
(ShyTorque, You said: "I aim to judge this on Sunday evening; it won't be easy".)
I can't think of any more. Please put us out of our misery ! We can take it !
D.
Last edited by Danny42C; 22nd Mar 2015 at 23:06. Reason: Add Impassioned Plea.
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Lots of excellent captions for this one but (and only just in time) here you go, lads!
In.... three:
Nutloose:
In a very close... two:
Squeaker:
And (this week's star prize is dancing lessons) in the number one spot:
Traffic Is Er Was with:
Well done! Please do your worst, Traffic. 
In.... three:
Nutloose:
Only the prettiest WRAF's were excepted into the RAF's elite ballet corp.
Squeaker:
No lad, Sergeant has a bit of a stutter. He said "wear your number twos".
Traffic Is Er Was with:
While other members of the Escape Committee had been busy converting Red Cross blankets into suits and greatcoats, Fotherington had rather let the side down.
"Honest, mein Hauptmann, it came out of the factory standard, but Kapitan Georg Wenzeslaus von Knobelsdorff (*) in the engineering shop thought it needed a bit of work."
* a real German architect, so I'm informed by das internet
* a real German architect, so I'm informed by das internet
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The Green Party shows off its replacement for the F35 - to be insisted upon if they hold the balance of power after the General Election. The aircraft is solar and wind powered and features triple glazing.
After painting the backs of sofas didn't work out, Adolf achieved meteoric success as a double-glazing salesman and figured World Dictatorship was the next logical step*. The rest is history......
*Be warned, all double-glazing salesmen think like this.
*Be warned, all double-glazing salesmen think like this.
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Warning placard in cockpit = "May containing flashing images".
