Caption competition

[Wensleydale]

Just bouncing this back up from the second page. No entries now for 34 hours - perhaps time to judge?

[Lafyar Cokov]

Chief - did you send a fairy out to look at that radar???

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"Right, B Flight - FOD plod, get out there. The fairies aren't going to do it for you"

"Actually Chief........"

[Arm out the window]

'Sorry, but when I pulled a gun and said "Dance, mother*****", I meant it in a kind of John Wayne context, not Margot Fonteyn!'

[Big Pistons Forever]

So Mister hot shot fighter pilot you have been shot down and need a ride out of Indian country. No Problemo, but you just have to do one little thing when we get back to base.......

[Danny42C]

"I'd check on the Runway Bearing Strength before trying a Grand Jeté, if I were you !"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

While other members of the Escape Committee had been busy converting Red Cross blankets into suits and greatcoats, Fotherington had rather let the side down.

[Buster Hyman]

No, I asked you to check out the engine and have a tinker Bill.

[ShyTorque]

Some cracking captions, chaps! I aim to judge this on Sunday evening; it won't be easy.

[pohm1]

22 Squadron.

P1

[cattletruck]

This is not what I meant when I said "send him on a whirlybird training course in France"?

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He's a top pilot, he's seen action in the Moulin Rouge.

[Danny42C]

"Il faut souffrir pour être belle !"

[Danny42C]

"Angelina Ballerina, the Cabbage Soup diet did wonders for me !"

[Danny42C]

"...as Dame Margot was always telling me..."

[Danny42C]

"No, Belinda, Nijinski was a horse !"

[NutLoose]

Don't look now love, but here comes Buster as the premier danseur..

[Tashengurt]

"Patrol, move off. Jenkins, you're en pointe!"

[Danny42C]

"What happened to Buster ? Well, I sort of tripped up and fell on top of him. He's out of Intensive Care now".

[Danny42C]

"Perhaps I'd be better doing the Clog Dance in "La Fille mal gardée" ?

[Pontius Navigator]

Pretty maybe, but clearly the fairy took sugar plums too seriously.