Caption competition

[CoffmanStarter]

Well Bloggs ... you still don't appear to have got the Outside Loop manoeuvre mastered do you

[Fantome]

I'll be standing a few rounds tonight I'll wager . . and if the old man comes out with that one of his about flat on his back with nothing on the clock but the maker's name, please restrain me

[Tashengurt]

"He's right, there is less wear on the tyres this way!"

[Wander00]

OK, Bloggs, clearly we have to go back and revise the Cub on its tail stage and come back to this

[Buster Hyman]

Well? What are ya looking at me for? You're the one that landed at Speke, I'm just doing my job!

[cattletruck]

Them hot-shot pilots from the northern hemisphere always seem to forget to flip their plane over when they cross the equator.

[Lima Juliet]

Sorry Chief, but I'm going to have to snag the Artificial Horizon...

[Fantome]

for ***** sake mate . .. will you stop whistling that ******* tune? . . .. I can see the ******* green grass growing all around all around

[Steve the Pirate]

When speaking about the incident to his fellow students, and with obvious reference to his culinary training, APO Blumenthal described it as being more akin to an upside down pudding or apple turnover rather than a pancake on the 'drome.

STP

[Wensleydale]

"No, Bloggs. A zero zero ejection seat would not have helped."

[Fantome]

if you still want to paint a sheila's name on the cowl cobs,
better make it 'ARSOVA TIT'.

[ACW599]

"No, it's not ALARP and I'm not the DDH".

[CoffmanStarter]

Bl00dy Float Carburetors

[Buster Hyman]

Ok, next time, go easy on the Compass swing!

[Fantome]

This elementary training school will no longer tolerate exhibitionist
instructors making inverted approaches. Especially those so blase they
cannot be bothered performing a half roll on short final.

[ShyTorque]

(Man on top):

"I can see Miss Shilling's orifice from here"

[Pontius Navigator]

QFE Bloggers, QFE not bl**dy QNH

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

If the Tiggie had been built by BAe....

"Nah, s'okay. They all do that, it's in the Spec. You'll get used to it. Of course we'd be happy to develop a Vertically-Defined-Ground-Interaction-Stabilisation-Device if you like....£3.5 billion to you, Squire. Be ready in about 17 years, give or take."

[Big Pistons Forever]

So Flying Officer Bloggins, I have just finished reading your report. I particularly enjoyed the part where you said "you were just taxing along minding your own business when a Shamal wind came out of nowhere and flipped you over".........

[SteveCox]

The designers of the worlds first stagger wing try to work out what was so wrong with their build plans that the fitters managed to assemble it wrongly