Caption competition
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: USA
Age: 60
Posts: 664
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
I know ships are named.
I know aircraft have been named.
Even houses.
But an artillery shell?
Calling it "Buster" is witty, but what does one do for a full barrage?
Oh, sorry...never mind...
I know aircraft have been named.
Even houses.
But an artillery shell?
Calling it "Buster" is witty, but what does one do for a full barrage?
Oh, sorry...never mind...
Evertonian
Special mention to Shytorque for the 20/20 vision award...
But, in Third place...Brick with:
Second place...Squeakers clever:
But this rounds winner is...Wensleydale! 
Looks like Nutty has run out of captions again, he's getting the fidgets... 
Wood Harrelson's unsuccessful screen test for The Hurt Locker
Well to be honest, I don't really know why I'm carrying it, but the sign at the petrol station said "You'll go further with Shell!".
When you said that you'd found a shell on the beach.......
Evertonian
RATTATTATATATATAT!
Elephant: "GEEZUZZ! I forgot that was up there"
***
When I said we needed to organise defences on the Presidents Jumbo, I meant Air Force One...
***
And when he swings his trunk, the interrupter gear kicks in so I don't shoot it off!
Elephant: "GEEZUZZ! I forgot that was up there"
***
When I said we needed to organise defences on the Presidents Jumbo, I meant Air Force One...
***
And when he swings his trunk, the interrupter gear kicks in so I don't shoot it off!
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,754
Received 2,738 Likes
on
1,166 Posts
And here was I thinking only a female police horse had its sex organ halfway up its back.
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,754
Received 2,738 Likes
on
1,166 Posts
No matter how clever a coat of grey paint was, it couldn't disguise a white elephant.
..
..
Last edited by NutLoose; 3rd Dec 2014 at 23:33.
Avoid imitations
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering the FIR and cyberspace often at highly unsociable times
Posts: 14,573
Received 413 Likes
on
218 Posts
"Gunfire I can stand any day, but everyone knows that elephants are terrified of mice and if they don't get that one off my front leg, I'm going to go beserk any second!"
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,754
Received 2,738 Likes
on
1,166 Posts
"I tell ya, when that gun kicks back, it's gonna be Billys smart alright, they'll downright ache"
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,754
Received 2,738 Likes
on
1,166 Posts
German military reform the Africa Korp
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,754
Received 2,738 Likes
on
1,166 Posts
Though the British secret service had Little Nellie on their secret weapons list, the US CIA just had to go one bigger..
..
..
Last edited by NutLoose; 4th Dec 2014 at 08:43.
Evertonian
"No time to explain Hoskins, just get aboard and start feeding the ammo!"
"Under the Tail Hoskins, under the tail!"
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 66
Posts: 6,995
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like
on
1 Post
What's the fuel consumption you say ... Well at full combat power it's about four currant buns to the mile.
Last edited by CoffmanStarter; 4th Dec 2014 at 05:03.
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 66
Posts: 6,995
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like
on
1 Post
Yep we've fitted the latest stealth technology ... we've painted the soles of his feet yellow that way he can float upside down in the nearest bowl of custard unseen.