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Old 26th Nov 2014, 09:04
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Old 26th Nov 2014, 09:33
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Has anyone got the keys?

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Old 26th Nov 2014, 09:36
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Vettel was visibly shocked when they unveiled his 2015 Ferrari
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Old 26th Nov 2014, 09:52
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At the birth, Mr Glider began to suspect that he wasn't really the father.

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Old 26th Nov 2014, 11:28
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"Now I know why they called it the Willys, banged on the air brakes, they shot fwd pushing the cockpit up... it gave me the bloody Willys all right"
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Old 26th Nov 2014, 11:30
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Old 26th Nov 2014, 11:31
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"The white zone is for loading and unloading..."

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"IT'S....A NEW CAR!!!!"
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Old 26th Nov 2014, 14:43
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It doesn't say anything about letting the pilots out before you open the door.
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Old 26th Nov 2014, 14:48
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Female drivers were specifically prohibited from attempting this manoeuvre.
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Old 26th Nov 2014, 15:03
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Apparently Carruthers the Army Boffins at Wallop say it's a 'Tactical Self-Launching Glider' ... all we need do is roll out the Jeep ... attach the rope to the nose ... and you drive like stink while I pull back on the stick at around 40 Kts ... can't see a problem ... can you
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Old 26th Nov 2014, 15:06
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Members of Wigan Athletic FC Supporters' Club invent a cheap alternative to the F-35 using their tried and tested formula (pie arse squared).
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Old 26th Nov 2014, 15:09
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I say Sarge ... the equipment tag here says it's made by Ransomes
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Old 26th Nov 2014, 15:17
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Remakes of The Italian Job become more and more low-budget.
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Old 26th Nov 2014, 17:19
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"Marvellous flying by these RAF glider pilot chappies, they managed to avoid all the cars in the carpark, put it down, negotiated the front lobby doors and slewed it right up to the hotel reception desk to book in, shame though, it's a skill sadly not really suited to Army operations"
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Old 26th Nov 2014, 20:01
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Museum lighting experts show how it's possible to make a real exhibit look just like an Airfix model.
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Old 26th Nov 2014, 20:15
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Do you have one in Right-Hand Drive?
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Old 26th Nov 2014, 20:33
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" Clear above and behind...... Damn, I must remember I got posted off helicopters onto these ruddy things"
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Old 26th Nov 2014, 20:39
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"Oddly enough they do not need any equipment to lift the cockpit, two pilots talking to each other creates enough hot air to raise it"
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Old 26th Nov 2014, 21:09
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I say, you there, Army chappie. The tradesman's entrance is round the back.










Why have you got someone guarding the aircraft?
Oh don't worry, that's standard "No Lone Zone" procedure.
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Old 26th Nov 2014, 21:21
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"Sorry about that, Captain, we'll get you out in a minute. We've checked who worked on it last. Signature says Nutloose - Ooh, hang on... no, the last pilot wrote "Nut Loose" in the defects column after he grounded it, and it's not been fixed yet!"
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