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Old 13th Nov 2014, 17:10
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The Navy's decision to have avoid having anything to do with the "Joint, Multi National, Multi Purpose Vehicle" Project appears prescient......
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Old 13th Nov 2014, 17:12
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The uncommanded firing of the missile was traced to a fault in the Lucas designed electrical system used by the prime contractor, Range Rover.
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Old 13th Nov 2014, 17:24
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That the Missile functioned proved definitively that it was not built by Smith or Lucas!
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Old 13th Nov 2014, 17:25
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At the subsequent trial, Justin Cholmondley-Farquarson-Smythe pleaded Guilty to the shooting down of RyanAir 723.

"Hadn't quite got the hang of the voice command thingy. I was on the 'phone discussing my Engagement to Tiffy Bigg-Targett"

His Honour, Judge Farquarson-Cholmondley, fined Justin 5 Guineas, with a half-a-crown damages for each of the chavs; sorry, passengers, on board. Damages to be paid by Range Rover for designing "such a damn silly system".
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Old 13th Nov 2014, 17:51
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Splash-one Cherokee.....
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Old 13th Nov 2014, 17:59
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100% on mission reliability, it's Reliant
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Old 13th Nov 2014, 18:16
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Jeremy Clarkson denies any further references to the Falklands War as Top Gear attempts to film a second documentary in Argentina.
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Old 13th Nov 2014, 19:04
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This is the voice of the Mysterons... We know that you can hear us Earthmen

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Old 13th Nov 2014, 19:16
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Fox3 takes out another cyclist hogging the road
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Old 13th Nov 2014, 20:28
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"No - When I said we needed a car for F3, I meant Formula Three"!
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Old 13th Nov 2014, 20:30
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With his eyes set on the F1 championship, Lewis Hamilton comes up with a new concept for overtaking Nico Rosberg.
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Old 13th Nov 2014, 21:19
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Not bad but it's still not as ugly as an A10!
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Old 13th Nov 2014, 21:28
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"Oi you in the Phantom behind me, yes I can see you in my mirror, this is a L-A-N-D R-O-V-E-R not a Jaguar"
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Old 13th Nov 2014, 21:33
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Brickhistory takes responsibility for Boudreaux Bob's post.
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Old 13th Nov 2014, 22:08
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"Fix the cigarette lighter"
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Old 13th Nov 2014, 22:29
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So, I flicked over to the Discovery channel and you'll never believe what I saw...

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I've got tone...Fox3....missile away! Right, let's get this baby down before we run out of oil.

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"We're hit!"
"Is it bad?"
"...yeah, the Caravan is gone"
"****!"
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Old 13th Nov 2014, 22:55
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"Awroight Trevor! I allus reckoned you was dead yampy, but that is Bostin!

Where'd you work before, bab?"

"Jensen"
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Old 14th Nov 2014, 00:43
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" I told you we should never have left his mother in the hangar with those Typhoons that night last year - you know what those FJs are like !"
 
Old 14th Nov 2014, 01:38
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Flt Lt Stig sets the course record...


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So, will Jaguar be having another aviation go without a French partner this time...


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This Snatch Land Rover II is quite the business...
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Old 14th Nov 2014, 06:28
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Not bad but it's still not as ugly as an A10!
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