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Old 4th Nov 2014, 17:51
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Black Duck down
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Old 4th Nov 2014, 19:28
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@ racedo

You're not shampooing my chopper...
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Old 4th Nov 2014, 19:32
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"Sdn Ldr Fawkes? Flt Lt Catesby? S.I.B. You're coming with us!"
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Old 4th Nov 2014, 19:36
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"How did you chaps know it was Fawkes and his gang, anyway?"

"It was easy, old man. They gave themselves away when they barrel-rolled."
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 16:01
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"Borrocks!"
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 16:03
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"Where is one supposed to attach the wheels? PHILIP!! Bring them back!"
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 16:05
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The Prince of Wales imports a minimalist, Japanese greenhouse.
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 16:10
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"We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futon."
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 16:12
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"Oh sh!te! I've lost my tea in this lot!"
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 16:15
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"Sarge! They've only given us forks to clear up with!'
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 16:17
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"Are these Dysons?" "Dunno, start 'em up and see what happens."
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 16:23
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The committee designed egg-timers were not popular.
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 16:48
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CAVOK !!!!!!
You gotta be joking.
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 18:29
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Looking at the size of those egg whisks that's a bl00dy big meringue you're cooking up there
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 19:27
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The Budget analyst notified James May that he was using too much packing material...
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 19:41
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Well no one told us the day shift had re surfaced the hangar with fresh concrete
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 20:58
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Those side impact airbags are damned impressive...
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 21:09
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The board of inquiry found that as well as being lost above low cloud, the formation leader forgot to say "hectopascals", when reading back his altimeter setting.
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 22:24
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There are soft landings and there are really soft landings.
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 22:33
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"Pay attention, Hoskins! If those are flies, and that's some kind of fly-paper they're stuck to, how big are the spiders?"
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