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Old 4th Jun 2014, 06:19
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"So this is what plutonium looks like? I didn't know it was yellow".
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Primark blacklisted as the West uncovers evidence of anorak sales to North Korean leader.
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A typical North Korean Anorak: a spotter who travels hundreds of miles to gaze at types of rare foodstuff.
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"Right, so that's all of this year's crop you say... Jeeves, call the firing squad will you?"
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Made in China! Typical!
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Ok..

Scores on the doors time as it seems to have ran its course...

1st place with a right pain in the butt comment..

Buster

"Corn? I don't remember eating corn!"

Joint 2nd place

Coff with

'Corn on the Cob', see, I told you I don't have a bruddy accent!

Buster again with

"...I'm not so ronery...an-y-mooooooooore..."


Joint 3rd place

Danny with

(Chap at back with puzzled frown thinks): "What's the matter with the timer ? Damn' thing should've gone off by now !"

and Pohm1 with

"I am the supreme commander, these are my kernels."





Gawd i'll never hear the last of it....... Buster winning
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Nutty my dear chap ... That was our good friend Surplus not me with

'Corn on the Cob', see, I told you I don't have a bruddy accent!
Well done everyone ... Buster will be awake shortly
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Old 4th Jun 2014, 12:45
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There's a bright golden haze on the meadow,
There's a bright golden haze on the meadow,
The corn is as high as an elephant's eye....

*ahem!* Morning/Evening all! Tough call Nutty, well done ol' chap! So glad you got my Carol Channing reference.

Lets see how this one goes...

***See the resized image below...cheers Coff!!!

*Can someone reduce the size for me please? I can't seem to get it smaller

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Old 4th Jun 2014, 13:00
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The Black Adder Regiment.
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Old 4th Jun 2014, 13:20
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It would have been a good photograph if Tony Blair in the white suit had managed to remain stationary, but to be fair, he was worried about being shot by his own troupe's..
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Old 4th Jun 2014, 14:01
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Here you go Buster



My invoice is in the post
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Coco The Clown thought he better armour plate his Clown Car for the 1914 Concert Party gig ...
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The chap in drag with his hands over his genitals: "Can someone reduce the size for me please - I can't seem to get it smaller"
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"Can you hear me, Mother?"
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singing...."Somme enchanted eve'ning"
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Archie had come up with an answer to Baron Von Richthofen's flying circus...
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Pips or not, they are still just a bunch of Clowns!
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"Sarge, if we're gonna be home by Christmas, why are we rehearsing for the panto?"

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Buster (the one in Drag) along with other family members at their 1914 reunion preparing to sing "Well meet again ..."
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