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Ermmm now, loosen all my clothing and put her in the loverly position..... I think that was it
Being blonde, Susie just thought a man with no balls and a perfect haircut must be a politician. She fainted when he told her he was an honest criminal, being in great demand as a driver in ram-raiding jobs.
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Ahh love the smell of burning plastic in the morning...
You want her back ? Well you are going to have to pry her from my cold dead hands.
When I said "show me where the bad man touched you ", a simple pointing motion would have sufficed.
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Action Man took no prisoners when it came to getting his stolen clothes back...
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Ken was megga dissapointed to find his Barbie wasn't a Weber.
