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Old 30th Mar 2014, 02:55
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"Hey bud, you must shop at the same place as my wife, we have curtains that look just like that."
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Old 30th Mar 2014, 03:45
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FJ jock: I came here as fast as I can, now what seems to be the urgent problem?
Sheik: We have a jam in the Coke vending machine.
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Old 30th Mar 2014, 07:47
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No, your air force definitely booked "Bedouin and Breakfast" for this deployment.
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Old 30th Mar 2014, 09:23
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"There you are your Highness, I present you an entire squadron of the United States finest fighter aircraft. Our balance of trade figures thank you!'


'Achmed! Get me the petty cash.'
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Old 30th Mar 2014, 09:31
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A misunderstanding is discovered at the WW1 Centenary Air Show when the owner of the static Camel is introduced to the organisers.
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Old 30th Mar 2014, 10:47
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"So Sheik, howdya like having 48 Beagles on your driveway?"
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Old 30th Mar 2014, 10:55
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I hear you're a Camel jockey huh, jeez you guys get your monies worth out of your aircraft, we stopped flying Camels after WW1, only the RAF fly them longer.
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Old 30th Mar 2014, 11:08
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Yes, 2 camel humps and it's a deal
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Old 30th Mar 2014, 11:15
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I fly jets, but they don't call me Achmed the Pilot. I have a fortune in oil, but they don't call me Achmed the Billionaire...but....you F%@# one goat.....

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Why thank you, I call them my Jesus Sandals. I only wear them when I'm about to make a profit...
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Old 30th Mar 2014, 12:34
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Pilot - Ah you are Iran
Other - No I am Saudi
Pilot - Ah ok, Same Suit, Different day
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Old 30th Mar 2014, 13:24
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So you are Topper Harley, I love your movies.
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Old 30th Mar 2014, 13:26
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So have you ever been to Top Gun and does Maverick still teach there........
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Old 30th Mar 2014, 16:02
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Good afternoon....now are you the idiot who tried to put the airbridge up to my Eagle?
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Old 30th Mar 2014, 16:18
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"And Uncle Sam will teach you to fly Great Iron Bird. Is it a deal ?"
 
Old 30th Mar 2014, 17:43
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Yes sir, of course we can do the red bits in diamond encrusted good.
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Old 30th Mar 2014, 17:59
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OK Abdul you can backup the Gate Gourmet truck now ... but lose the camel dung burgers this time
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Old 30th Mar 2014, 18:02
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Abdul ... my Flight Engineer needs an O Ring ... size 6 and 7/8's ... know where I can get one
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Old 30th Mar 2014, 18:03
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Old 30th Mar 2014, 18:17
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Mustafa Hyman you say ... do you have a brother
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Old 30th Mar 2014, 19:00
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Yes, sheikit Buster, but he looks more like my camel...
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