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Old 7th Mar 2014, 21:07
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If you think the RAF has problems with the Voyager
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Old 7th Mar 2014, 21:12
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I say Captain Moses ... it's not working is it mate
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Old 7th Mar 2014, 21:21
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Never liked water much - just look what it does to your boots !
 
Old 7th Mar 2014, 21:25
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So at what point do we get the extra thrust from water injection in the turbines?
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Old 7th Mar 2014, 21:37
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I told you this ford too deep.
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Old 7th Mar 2014, 22:50
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"Easy 21, Feet Wet"
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Old 7th Mar 2014, 23:19
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I'm not sure the idea of a flight/cruise holiday package is a winner.
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Old 7th Mar 2014, 23:28
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"Skip, I don't think this is what they meant when they said ferry it to Dublin"
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Old 7th Mar 2014, 23:30
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More dreamliner problems come to light, they shrink when they get wet
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Old 7th Mar 2014, 23:36
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"Abandon Ship !"
 
Old 8th Mar 2014, 00:16
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.......information Alpha...... Runway surface dry/dry/damp......
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Old 8th Mar 2014, 01:01
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Err...Skipper. I don't think the refuellers liked your comment about how easy their job was.
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Old 8th Mar 2014, 02:40
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What are you complaining about ! Ryanair customer service reps would not have thought to hand out wellies to all the pax who are about to board that 737.....
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Old 8th Mar 2014, 02:42
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So what if the airplane is half drowned I only had to pay 2 pound for the ticket
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Old 8th Mar 2014, 02:52
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EGPWS audio check : "DON'T SINK, DON'T SINK"

F/O: "Captain, are you sure this is how the greenie meant for us to check the system."
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Old 8th Mar 2014, 09:34
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The newest addition to the fleet has to wait in the christening font after the delay of the local vicar...
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Old 8th Mar 2014, 10:12
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Don't worry, Daily Mail readers will blame it on Ryanair.
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Old 8th Mar 2014, 10:42
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"You left the bathtap running again, didn't you ?"
 
Old 8th Mar 2014, 12:08
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"Easyjet 123, Iceberg right ahead!"
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Old 8th Mar 2014, 12:17
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Flight Attendant to Pilot
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