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Old 16th Feb 2014, 14:06
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Look Bert, I know funding this project is difficult, but he's not to be used to piggy back fat politicians to their boarding gate.
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Old 16th Feb 2014, 14:21
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Think Bubble over the head of the cyborg

Just my luck ! Instead of proper technicians I get the BAE left overs from the Nimrod project.
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Old 16th Feb 2014, 14:32
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Just shove whatever you can in it, lets call him Dave, not like Dave is going to become Prime Minister is it
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Old 16th Feb 2014, 16:27
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I know i shouldn't


Ok this ones to be an RAF Regiment Officer, so you need to cut through legs 1-33 on the CPU.
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Old 16th Feb 2014, 16:30
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Ha ha, no Mr Bond, your going to die!
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Old 16th Feb 2014, 16:36
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Chap on the right ... "Nutty I'm your Father"
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Old 16th Feb 2014, 16:40
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Ok this ones to be an RAF Regiment Officer, so you need to cut through legs 1-33 on the CPU.
I'm glad you left leg 34 live as that is the prehensile tail circuit
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Old 16th Feb 2014, 18:37
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Borg get the bumps in the wrong places for Seven of Nine
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Old 16th Feb 2014, 18:41
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Well David, that explains your cock up with the immigration system, we're have you reset in a jiffy and you can try again.......
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Old 16th Feb 2014, 18:51
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That's right, carefully cut the blue wire without touching the metal plate, unscrew the retaining nut 4 turns anti clockwise and carefully remove the anus.
....That's it, I now declare you a fully trained 'Bum Disposal Technician'!
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Old 16th Feb 2014, 18:58
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There you are, I told you Lightning pilots can do split @rsed turns.
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Old 16th Feb 2014, 21:07
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It's no use, I can't fix it. One week with the Navy & he's jammed in this position!
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Old 16th Feb 2014, 22:34
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I always thought "Rip off your head and sh1t down your throat" was just a turn of phrase...
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Old 16th Feb 2014, 22:35
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This is what happens when you buy the "A" model.

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Old 16th Feb 2014, 22:37
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Yup, looks nice on the outside, a piece of junk on the inside, that is what you get when you buy something made by BAE....
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Old 17th Feb 2014, 00:17
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When I said "Bend it like Beckham", I didn't realise he was a 'whoopsie'!!!
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Old 17th Feb 2014, 21:10
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Ok, seems to have run it's course, so scoring tomorrow.... Last chance to get your entries in
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Old 18th Feb 2014, 03:41
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I told you it was a big mistake making Nutty responsible for the manikin !
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Old 18th Feb 2014, 05:41
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Photos of Lady Thatchers PM are leaked.


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Old 18th Feb 2014, 05:44
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We have the technology, we can rebuild him.... It'll have to be a PFI though, we can't spare six million quid.


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