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Old 8th Feb 2014, 10:46
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They really do look like ants from up here
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Old 8th Feb 2014, 11:59
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Coffman points out to the CapCom Gang where Buster and Nutty meet for their afternoon soiree's.
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Old 8th Feb 2014, 12:08
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We are now to invade Lilliput because they holding someone called Gulliver there.............
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Old 8th Feb 2014, 12:09
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Denver Broncos defense plan being tested.
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Old 8th Feb 2014, 12:53
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Here's the brief ...

At 07:00Z Fast Air Staples will hit here which will be followed by a tactical air drop of Parcel Tape at 07:03Z ... We then go in and wrap it all up ... Any questions
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Old 8th Feb 2014, 12:59
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As you can all see, they're tiny, but be on your guard Lads...they're sneaky bastards!

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...and this is all that's left of them after the "hearts & minds" campaign...

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Roger, I want you to make your way to this point, and check out the local talent in the Brothel. The rest of us will find a Pub!
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Old 8th Feb 2014, 14:00
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"And as you can see with a piece of judiciously positioned tubing and some duck tape, it is possible to urinate out of ones jacket sleeve, thus alleviating any embarrassment in front of the new young lady about to join our squad."
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Old 8th Feb 2014, 14:12
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Listen in ... Call Sign "Three Little Pigs" is on the ground here ... They've lost OP "Straw" with OP "Sticks" about to fall ... We will be inserted here by helicopter and provide covering fire for a strategic retreat to OP "Bricks" ...
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Old 8th Feb 2014, 14:18
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I usually work with sticky-backed plastic, washing-up liquid bottles and pipe cleaners ... But here's one I made earlier
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Old 8th Feb 2014, 14:21
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"We hammer in giant pegs here, here and here, then surround them with a giant single wire electric fence"
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Old 8th Feb 2014, 14:47
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The Royal Marines finally come up with a solution to the flooding on the Somerset Levels ... dig a perimeter trench around the lot and pump the water out with stirrup pumps
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Old 8th Feb 2014, 15:13
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We have move fast men, Legoland must have no idea what we are up to.
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Old 8th Feb 2014, 15:27
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"Well I fed and watered those unidentified seeds we found"
"What are they Sarge?"
"I think they're box hedge"
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Old 8th Feb 2014, 15:53
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"So the target is...Amazon.com?!"

"That's right, soldier. They "lost" the 'Mr Coffee' machine the President bought for his father-in-law, so we're going in to get it"
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Old 8th Feb 2014, 18:25
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.... and remember, when we go for real it will be dark, so anyone who forgets their NVG will have to go to see the headmaster
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Old 8th Feb 2014, 18:29
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...and remember now that we pulling out of Afghanistan and are taking part in the Olympics is Russia it will be Snow White camoflage for all
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Old 8th Feb 2014, 18:50
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This scene has without doubt the best quotes for the photo...

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Old 8th Feb 2014, 19:02
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I know they all look the same but I have good intelligence that this chocolate orange is Terrys.


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Old 8th Feb 2014, 19:17
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"Which one's Dave?"


*Carrott fans will get it.
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Old 8th Feb 2014, 20:00
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