Caption competition

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Chiefie had figured out how to dispel the fears of the Wrens about working with live weapons

"Tie a blue string to the end - they'll think it's a giant tampon"

[expatfrance]

"That's the last time we agree to pull his pud!"

[CoffmanStarter]

Still no radar contact with E-Spy ... So I'm calling it now to keep the momentum going

1st Pohm1

Although it brought pleasure to all, the wrens struggled to afford the Duracells.

2nd Danny42c

When I was at school, teacher showed it with a banana.

3rd Wander00

That's a heck of a Rabbit.

And a posthumous Yellow Card to Kiltrash for his remarks

Tired of witing for their men to pay attention to them, Mrs Nutloose, Mrs Coffman, Mrs Shy Torque, and Mrs Buster descide to give Captian E Spy a bit of a 'hurry up'

Game on ... NEXT !!!

Coff.

[pohm1]

Thank you, here's the next offering..



P1

[vulcanised]

Cook farting in the Mess was becoming a regular event.

[622]

Sorry Sir, It's the German exchange sailors...every morning they are out with their towels!

(Thanks Coffman for keeping it going, I did message E-Spy!)

[Flarkey]

Sailor 1: "It's nice out, isn't it?"

Sailor 2: "Yes it is. I think I'll get mine out too."

[c52]

Coke cans meet their great-great-great grandfather.

[dazdaz1]

Guy on right "Julian the Captain is waving at us from the bridge" Sandy.... " Such a drama queen, I thought the a/c could take off vertically."

[Wander00]

Thought this was a luxury cruise liner - should have gone to Specsavers

[Danny42C]

"I cannot see the Signal !

[clicker]

The following morning confirmed the locals had got confused over the location of the Glasgow Festival's Launch Party.

[clicker]

Now Chief, when I said I wanted all hands on deck.......

[Tashengurt]

You could always tell when Sharky was giving one of his talks.


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[expatfrance]

Thank God they invented vertical take-off

[racedo]

Not booking Easy Gay Cruises next year...............Sailor

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Met this nice Sailor in Brighton who said he was going cruising,

[Kiltrash]

In the mess Uncle Albert was regailing us all with a During the War speech when we all had a urge to support the Captain in his water ski behind the ship charity event
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So exactly who is steering this ??
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Family gram....
Mum (censored) off to give (censored) a jolly good (censored) but never mind (censored) says we will (censored) and the (censored)ing country will be proud of us
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Don't worry. The Ruskies wont start anything , its a Sunday

[Dan Gerous]

You tube, when I said bring the coke...

[NutLoose]

"We'll according my magazine it's called a Harrier, and get this, it says we once operated them"

[NutLoose]

"Looks like we have "Pete the meat beater" in front of us again, thank God this time we're upwind"