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"You sneaked in by midget submarine you say"
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......... And there is a Jaguar just rolling over it 
Sorry I couldn't help myself Clicker
Sorry I couldn't help myself Clicker
my nickname might be 'TINY'
and though I have been likened to a movable spot height
it's the rarefied air I least can bear
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"Ah Tommy you don't know half of it. I tell you about my wedding night, yah?
We tried nose to nose. We tried toes to toes. Then success. But no one to talk to."
and though I have been likened to a movable spot height
it's the rarefied air I least can bear
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"Ah Tommy you don't know half of it. I tell you about my wedding night, yah?
We tried nose to nose. We tried toes to toes. Then success. But no one to talk to."
Boffins at MOD determined recruiting midgets for Army Service was an efficient method of conserving on Thread which was in short supply.
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"Ah gut, so after ze war ve should team up as a comedy duo, ve could be little and large"
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"Nein, I ask for a pint pot to pizz in"
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Off to an internet free area tomorrow for a while, so without more ado, this week's winner is 622 with:
Take it away 622.
Tommy: 'So Fritz, why were you so unprepared for the attack?'
Fritz: 'We thought you were further away!'
Fritz: 'We thought you were further away!'
