Caption competition

[Howabout]

"You put the left-foot in, you put the right-foot out........"

[Ali Barber]

Finally, a practical demonstration of the coriolis effect!

[Dan Gerous]

We're Crabs, that's how we move.

[cattletruck]

Jaguar's performance blueprint: Lift fairies, thrust pixies, and a saint.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"Yup, we need holy blessings to get the Jag airborne. If it's hot and high, like Vegas, we have to 'sacrifice' a virgin too. At least, that's what we tell the girls in the bar the night before"

[dazdaz1]

Sorry Sir...I just leaned to the left to have a fart.

Daz

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"Well you're not flying floatplanes now, MacKenzie (bloody RCAF exchange officers)."

[Danny42C]

"It's always best to put a toe in first to test the temperature".

[NutLoose]

"Phew that was close, that Ruddy Duck nearly flew into the back of us."

[Dan Gerous]

Your supposed to use the curvature of the Earth, not fall off the side.

[Runaway Gun]

NOTAM: DANGER ON RWY DUE CHEWING GUM

[Danny42C]

"Stick your wing
Into the Deck -
That's the Thing
Saves your Neck"

And if there's any lingering doubt about that WW1 wisdom, see "From Go to Whoa", currently on P.1 of Military Aircrew...D.

[SASless]

With the recent increase in pay and allowances....Hoskins forgot to place his Wallet in neutral position.

[cattletruck]

Ok, which smart@rse put fly paper on the runway?

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Tennessee Williams' classic is remade as "Cat on a Hot Tin Runway"




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[clicker]

Finally the Russians had found a way to disable RAF Coltishall. Put a cardboard box on the runway and all the cats would jump into it.

[Surplus]

The Jaguars of the Royal Scottish Air Force only had 8% of the power.

[Buster Hyman]

Ok, when I said Coltishall was a hop, skip, and a jump away...

[Danny42C]

Hoskins gives ATC a two-wheel salute, the two-finger kind being impracticable in the circumstances.


(Seriously, where is this place, and what is the thing sticking up ahead ? All I can think of is a Fire Section Hose-Drying tower. Any ideas ?)

[SteveCox]

OT Reply to Danny42C

Picture claims to have been taken at Waddington in June 2004