Caption competition
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Well, I'm afraid the tape measure never lies. And, whilst we've caught you out on your exaggerations there Nutty, I can't give you the exact measurement because this tape doesn't do fractions.
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Nutty could barely contain his excitement...the inside leg measurement was next!
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Nutty could barely contain his excitement...the inside leg measurement was next!
Pedal faster Doris, there are another 3m men coming through
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Yes laddie do what is expected of you and we wont be needing these Euro Measurements,
Who the hell wants to be a euro size 20?
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Yes laddie do what is expected of you and we wont be needing these Euro Measurements,
Who the hell wants to be a euro size 20?
The old Army Tape Measure.....two marks....."Too Small....Too Big!"
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"Ah, young Mr. Peacock. One day you'll become a Captain and after this is all over, you'll serve in a TV comedy with Mrs Slocombe's pussy and some poncy bloke one who shouts "I'm Freee.."
Now that you mention it, maybe it wasn't such a good idea to post Sargent Bloggins to the clothing depot given his habit of reversing numbers.
The Germans most successful sabotage operation of the War involved infiltrating the clothing depot and subtracting 3 inches from the inseam of ever pant leg measurement.
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Any measurement must take into account the position of the observer. There is no such thing as measurement absolute, there is only measurement relative................blah blah blah.........
"Buster sat at his machine thinking he has this one sewn up as well!"