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Odd how a mix of Wimmen and Discipline gets the likes of Buster and Nutty fired up......but as things are going to get a bit hectic towards the end of the Week.....some civil disobedience in DC anticipated....judging tomorrow.
Only in the Crotch does a Man get to order a bunch of Women around....and Sledge was loving it! (A real Marine knows of both Crotch and Sledge!)
Only in the Crotch does a Man get to order a bunch of Women around....and Sledge was loving it! (A real Marine knows of both Crotch and Sledge!)
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"When I said I want you all paraded in Underwear and you were all going to get a bunch of little pricks today, I didn't mean Buster and Coff ladies, I meant it was your annual innoculation time"
"Nice one ladies but this isn't what is meant by the command "Open order - MARCH!" "
Or:
"Medic! Private Godfrey's had a heart attack and Corporal Jones has pulled the end off his sausage!"
Or:
"Medic! Private Godfrey's had a heart attack and Corporal Jones has pulled the end off his sausage!"
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"I don't know why the politicians say they cannot find enough badgers to hunt, we seem to do quite nicely"
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Last edited by NutLoose; 9th Oct 2013 at 18:42.
"When I give the command 'nickers off'. . . . .. you will NOT nick off"
Sgt Raper had a parady of a song going over and over in his head - 'I'd like to see these girls altogether....altogether . . . . altogether as naked. . . as on the day that they were born'
"Squad .. . . . by the right . . . . . UNDRESS!"
(excuse me Dunky . . .. but 'No Bloggs, you may not go for your Silver C today.'
was surely worthy of hon. mention?)
Sgt Raper had a parady of a song going over and over in his head - 'I'd like to see these girls altogether....altogether . . . . altogether as naked. . . as on the day that they were born'
"Squad .. . . . by the right . . . . . UNDRESS!"
(excuse me Dunky . . .. but 'No Bloggs, you may not go for your Silver C today.'
was surely worthy of hon. mention?)
Last edited by Fantome; 9th Oct 2013 at 23:37.
On the command you will with straight legs bend forward 90 degrees while our visitor the Duke of Cambridge inspects the guard of honor from the rear, and hold that position until his highnes's chopper comes back to life
to remind him of what he is missing at home
to remind him of what he is missing at home
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"No, no Ladies, as fighter pilots you will need a string to withstand the G, if you pop over to clothing stores Sgt Hardy will issue you all with G Strings 
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Coffman is in drag......with....."BEagle prepares himself for the final selection phase to choose a suitable candidate to play the role of Section Officer Harvey in his "remake" of a certain film."
Led by 622 with his...."Black Adders choice to join the Womens Auxillary Balloon Corps did have it's benefits!".
The Winner is......Clicker with his....."There you are Sir, I told you I could make something out of the Guards Officers made redundant from the MoD cuts."
Over to you Clicker!
Led by 622 with his...."Black Adders choice to join the Womens Auxillary Balloon Corps did have it's benefits!".
The Winner is......Clicker with his....."There you are Sir, I told you I could make something out of the Guards Officers made redundant from the MoD cuts."
Over to you Clicker!
