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Old 28th Aug 2013, 07:02
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Nah ... The RAF Club still need to improve their menu




Rushing to the bunker GO !
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Old 28th Aug 2013, 08:03
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PM's official food taster finds the food exquisite and highly recommended
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Old 28th Aug 2013, 08:09
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Recently de classified reports into early nazi trials of EXTRA hot Sauerkraut prove very successfull as a way of identifying infiltrators into the German Army

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Old 28th Aug 2013, 08:25
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Is it a little 'sauer kraut'?

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Old 28th Aug 2013, 08:54
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I've got an idea for a programme called MasterRaceChef!
Now we just need to invent television..
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Old 28th Aug 2013, 10:43
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"Mein gott, Spam"!

Or

Gruber's friends swap his favourite Sauerkraut for a British ration pack.
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Old 28th Aug 2013, 10:55
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British forces deliberately allowed their secret weapon, Compo rations Menu D to fall into enemy Hans...
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Old 28th Aug 2013, 11:34
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Vee have ways of making you wince ...
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Old 28th Aug 2013, 12:05
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One thing puzzles me von Genschler, how do the tommies manage to get so much custard out of such a small cat?
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Old 28th Aug 2013, 12:53
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"Scheiße, Von Baldricks been cooking again".
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Old 28th Aug 2013, 13:10
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God that is awful, but it's not as bad as the British Luftwaffe's boiled baby's heads.
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Old 28th Aug 2013, 14:38
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"Ach Dung"!
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Old 28th Aug 2013, 14:48
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"Moose Turd Stew.....and just exactly how I like it!"


(One must have been a Bush Pilot to understand the derivation of this!)
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Old 28th Aug 2013, 14:59
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"ohh ya, boiled ze life out of it, tastes like nothing you vill recognise, smells like Mier Hermans Armpitz and has ze consistency ov a 2 month old babz used nappyz, Yaaaaa zat is a goood compo stew"


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Old 29th Aug 2013, 01:04
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Feldwebel Gruber, much abused, took much delight when his insufferable boss, Sgt Major Fritz, had to eat 'Harry' following the Great Escape...




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As impressed Werhmacht soldaten, Jacques Cousteau and the budding crew of the Calypso tried their Greenland Shark stew on their 'pure' messmates...
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Old 29th Aug 2013, 07:06
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"Brown Windsor, you say? And the British eat this? Cancel the invasion at once".
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Old 29th Aug 2013, 07:54
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Nicht ! Herr Willy Messerschmitt says it goes in front of your left eye to provide targeting information dummkoph
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Old 29th Aug 2013, 10:55
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I asked to sniff out the location of ze 'enemy's room' not the enema spoon..

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Old 29th Aug 2013, 11:01
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"Ya Gut Doctor, it is your veek as Smear tester, they zay u can tell by ze smell".


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Old 29th Aug 2013, 12:23
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Nein Nein Nein my Heir, das Fuhrer ordered you to test the new product from Chanel, NOT taste the product from the Channel
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