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Old 16th Jul 2013, 10:28
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...Roger knew that after last nights dodgy curry, his vectored thrust could be a little twitchy...
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Old 16th Jul 2013, 11:01
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Scott and Virgil in the running for a return season
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Old 16th Jul 2013, 11:26
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The Typhoon was replaced when it was found to be too fast to intercept hostile Quidditch players.

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Old 16th Jul 2013, 11:57
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"Preparing to open my chute.... Roger One, be aware sailors on the stb rear"



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Old 16th Jul 2013, 11:58
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Biggles now understood why all the lanky gits were posted AD and all the shortarses went mud moving.
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Old 16th Jul 2013, 12:33
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"Christ two, give me some warning when you're about to drop a 'flare'".
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Old 16th Jul 2013, 12:34
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I seem to have some sort of hydraulic failure, my joystick is leaking.
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Old 16th Jul 2013, 12:56
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They said in time I would just "put the aircraft on" when I got used to it.
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Old 16th Jul 2013, 13:09
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"Those sir are just another pair of trainee jet pilots undertaking a ritual humiliation as their instructors found they spent too much time with their heads in the cockpits "
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Old 16th Jul 2013, 13:18
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Buster and Nutty, Commander - in - chief authorises the use of deadly force when weapons lock on Coffman and Sasless

Calls Fox3....(thinks, at last get rid of 2 contestants who are better than me he,,he and I wont get the blame for 'friendly fire')
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Old 16th Jul 2013, 13:37
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"Ah Goose, I think I'm in a stall"
"How many times have I told you Mav...the stick shaker is not a toy!"
"It's a good sta....alllll though Goose...mmm"
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Old 16th Jul 2013, 20:13
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As the leader called "smoke on go" Hobbs knew why he'd been made to consume so much curry and Guinness last night.
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Old 17th Jul 2013, 07:14
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Mandatory viagra use made it much easier to read maps.
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Old 17th Jul 2013, 08:21
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You expect me to do a Run-n-Break in these heels
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Old 17th Jul 2013, 08:22
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Old 17th Jul 2013, 09:46
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"Then I just popped out the airbrakes and he ran right past me!"
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Old 17th Jul 2013, 09:47
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Something had been lost in translation during the N.Korea/Cuba weapons trade discussions.

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Old 17th Jul 2013, 10:50
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"Who's ordering us about today?"

"SACLANT. That's why we're in a ferry terminal"
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Old 17th Jul 2013, 12:40
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"That didn't work very well did it No2? The boss specifically told us to keep between the cones during playtime, we'll have to go round again!"
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Old 17th Jul 2013, 13:04
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Finally the USCG got some fighters suitable for the .5 cal punt.
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