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Old 5th Jul 2013, 00:50
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Damned leylandii get everywhere. (Sorry if it's been used before !)

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The Welsh regiments finally find a camouflage pattern that allows them to get up close and personal with their 'date' on the local sheep farm on R&R days.
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If the Judging doesn't take place soon....the season will change and all this camo will turn brown and fall off and the identity of these Bush Fellas will be known.
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Old 5th Jul 2013, 19:08
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What do you mean you want tree fellers??

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Not tree fellers three fellows

From the hardware store sketch

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Officer in charge
Run lads the CIA are using Agent Orange in the search for Snowdon
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Old 5th Jul 2013, 20:46
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So that's where my DMS boots went.
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Old 6th Jul 2013, 17:19
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Crash alot ..

I think we need a judgement and new picture ...

Please ...

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Old 6th Jul 2013, 17:23
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Well he said he was scoring Friday.
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Old 6th Jul 2013, 18:58
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Well he said he was scoring Friday.
Lucky fella, but what about judging CapCom
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Old 6th Jul 2013, 19:13
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They may be rock hard special forces, but watch what happens when I shout... 'SQUIRREL'
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Old 7th Jul 2013, 08:02
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The captioneer search party head off looking for Crash alot.

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Old 7th Jul 2013, 09:52
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Here it is... delayed as ever

Third place goes to Nutloose

"You '"orrible little 'erberts, you march like f*cking Wombles, you might as well look like f*cking Wombles"

Second goes to Brickhistory with

The automatic carwash owner began taking security seriously...

And first place goes to Shytorque.. who nearly owed me a new keyboard with

"A typical bunch of WRACs march to their annual body waxing session."

Over to you Sir
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Old 8th Jul 2013, 17:19
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Anyone seen ShyTorque?
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Old 8th Jul 2013, 18:29
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Clearly a very shy chap
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Old 8th Jul 2013, 18:41
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You should Torque
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Old 8th Jul 2013, 18:59
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Isn't he more usually found lurking in Rotorheads?
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Old 8th Jul 2013, 20:02
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Thanks, very much and sorry for being late on parade - some of us have to work for a living and don't always get home much before bedtime! Will find a suitable photo asap, as soon as I get access to my home PC, rather than my mobile phone.
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Old 8th Jul 2013, 20:30
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Bloody well right you should be working late.....lots of folks on the Dole are depending on you Mate!
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Old 8th Jul 2013, 21:27
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What, he works in a Chippy?

No probs Shy, one also works for a living, why, only last week one was sawing off a lump of rear wing spar, so I could nail in another section in as it had tin rot.....








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Old 8th Jul 2013, 23:43
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Having finished my late shift "down the chippy", making the last bucket of mushy peas strong enough to repair Nutloose's wing bodgery......

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Well it's flying again, but back to the competition...


RAF award a multi million dollar contract to BAe Sytems who promptly award a multi thousand dollar sub contract to the US coastguard to train RAF Chinook ramp gunners...

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When I said I wanted to be a Chinook gunner, I didn't mean the bloody salmon.


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They say you can judge the size of a mans willie by the size of his motor...... never mind Buster, one can't have everything...




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