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Old 13th Dec 2012, 20:43
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Evolution demonstrated.











Unfortunately, the poster manufacturer failed to specify which was forward...
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Old 13th Dec 2012, 20:44
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Ah yes ... the annual CFS Trapper check ride
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Old 13th Dec 2012, 20:51
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Who are you calling a Blue Arse Monkey mate
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Old 13th Dec 2012, 20:54
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Don't worry ... If we run out of ammo ... you get in close and I'll fling my poo at em !
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Old 13th Dec 2012, 20:59
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Squadron mascots ... wait until 27 Squadron want one
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Old 14th Dec 2012, 00:13
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The squadron hadn't brought a twin-sticker, but were still able to give the Station Rock Ape a pax ride.


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It wasn't looking good for Gib staying British... the rock apes were leaving by the fastest means available.

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Since Fg Off Bloggs' Flight Commander reckoned he handled the aircraft "like a gorilla", the Trappers sent up a suitable QFI to check.


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Old 14th Dec 2012, 00:46
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Softly, softly, catchee monkey........
 
Old 14th Dec 2012, 00:54
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Bloggs trys the new Flight Simian-ator!
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Old 14th Dec 2012, 01:25
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^^^^
Groan

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Old 14th Dec 2012, 01:35
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The secret behind the F-35's much vaunted "Fusion" is revealed..
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You won't get much better quality at these internet prices!!!
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Old 14th Dec 2012, 07:05
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One of us has Herpes
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Old 14th Dec 2012, 07:12
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A picture of one of our PPRuNe membership during the early stages of his Load Controllers training
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Old 14th Dec 2012, 07:23
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Fuel On, Brakes On, Throttle Closed, Switches Off, Monkey Stowed ... Clear to prime !
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Old 14th Dec 2012, 07:47
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Wise words from Yoda ...

Hummmm ... With Hypoxic monkey would you fly young Skywalker ?

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Old 14th Dec 2012, 08:24
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The role of Flight Attendant in Coach Class seems to have taken a bit of a nose dive since Michael O'Leary became CEO ... "Chicken or Banana ?"
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Blogs had been looking for the Monkey wrench...
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Old 14th Dec 2012, 09:51
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Come on mate! We need to pass basic training in order to get our dream job on the banana jet!
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Old 14th Dec 2012, 10:32
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An RAF policeman finally gets a chance to feel a pilot's collar.
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There is the old Airbus adage that the Wolf is there to stop the pilot touching the controls, the pilot is there to feed the wolf. Well the ACME aircraft corporation simply couldn't afford a Wolf.....
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