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Old 6th Dec 2012, 17:32
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With due apologies to William Coffmanstarter Shakespeare : Richard IV



"A Harrier, a Harrier, my kingdom for a Harrier!"


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Old 6th Dec 2012, 17:41
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Zack Rheinbacker 111 finding an opening pumps the carrier full of seamen.
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Old 6th Dec 2012, 18:07
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With due apologies to William NutLoose Shakespeare ...

I thought that was a submarine ... long, hard and full of seamen ?

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Old 6th Dec 2012, 18:45
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Go on then have a laugh all you want

At least it is not 'Slow, leaky and rusty' like your latest effort
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Viking burial company launches its latest line in bespoke coffins

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Old 6th Dec 2012, 19:33
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Mrs Hawking was not impressed with how much time Malle had spent in his shed recently.

(Yes it is a caption for the aircraft carrier picture.)
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Old 6th Dec 2012, 19:55
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From my wife "Sigh.....Boys and their toys "
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Old 6th Dec 2012, 19:58
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If you can't convince them, confuse them.

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Old 6th Dec 2012, 20:49
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Who needs an Arrestor Cable and Hook ... just grease it on to those "knobs" ... et voila ... instant 300G retardation ... Clive would love it

Had to check Brick Tech Speak for "knobs" here ...

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Navy denies waters around Norfolk VA are contaminated with nuclear waste after man washed overboard experiences some symptoms of Gigantism.

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Old 7th Dec 2012, 11:54
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Years too late for the War, but US Navy finally reveals weapon to counter Japanese midget subs.
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Old 7th Dec 2012, 12:04
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Some great ones so far!

I have commitments next week, so I'm calling this one early at the end of today.

Last Orders please!
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Old 7th Dec 2012, 13:20
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Technicians at RAF Leuchars in the 70's begin the upgrade of their Analogue Sim Scenery with someting a little more realistic and interesting than a vertically mounted HMS Ark Royal

Apparently LEGO models are more cost effective to replace if the sim camera hits them !!!

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I understand that for every successful landing ... one is awarded with one of these ...

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Thanks Honey, but I really wanted something for the desk.
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When I saw the advert for a Young Naval Thruster required, somehow I didn't envisage this.




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Ok - so I may not have had too much success with women so far - but with this - I'm going to be a babe magnet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Keel haul me? Yeh like I'm scared of that.
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The Captain said he wanted us moored to that large buoy....
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