Caption competition

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

CAG had completely cleaned up playing Texas Hold 'em with the Base Commander in Guam, and was determined to take his winnings home.

[ACW599]

"Hoskins, get on to BAE Systems at once and tell them to have another look at the CATOBAR drawings."

[Buster Hyman]

"I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!!"

[Chris_H81]

Navy chiefs concede radically re-designed F-35BUFF model "may not feature VSTOL capability".

[ShyTorque]

Nah, it's broke, so we're just going to drive it to the enemy and catapult it at them...

[Ripline]

"Look, Hoskins, your revised carrier design has run into a major snag: the Navy has requested that the turbines fit inside, although they concede that it does motor along quite nicely as delivered"

Ripline

[Rigga]

....I'm sorry, but could you repeat which slot you said to park in?

[ShyTorque]

"Dunno Admiral - it was just there when we opened the curtains this morning! "

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

CAG!

Admiral

We're going to have to think again about the Squadron Exchange program

[Surplus]

Ok wiseguy, you win, you got it down ok, double or quits on getting it off again?

[Mend em]

Airfix admit to quality control problems with their aircraft carrier kits.

[Mend em]

Budgie the aircraft plays hide and seek with his smaller friends 'They'll never find me here' he thinks to himself with a smirk.

[NutLoose]

It's no good boss, we have tried it everyway, but it won't fit on the lift..

[Big Pistons Forever]

It's photo-shopped you dummies !

It is actually a Tristar that was so broken that this was the only way to get it home.

[Buster Hyman]

Is that a B-52 on the flight deck, or are you just happy to see me?

[pohm1]

In response to the raised threat to the Falkland Islands, all players were keen to show lessons had been learned, with the implementation of "Black Buck II"

P1

[Siggie]

All things considered, I think I preferred the golf course.

[squeaker]

(Six hours earlier..)
"Hey Nav, these coordinates, is that a 3 or a 5?"
" Er um I'm gonna say, ah...3!"

[Rocket2]

Jeez Captain I know you said that Farnborough was just a little biddy airfield in the middle of nowhere but this takes the cookie .....
(note that's a biscuit to UK folk!)

[SASless]

"Low Pass" the Man said....well by golly....beat this!