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"Right, this diagram depicts the deconfliction plan - tanks not to go higher than three feet, helicopters up to two hundred and jets above. The Stanley Steamer is there to confuse the enemy in case this falls into the wrong hands."
"Hoskins....I know you were told to prepare a Brief for the Army but are you sure this is not just a bit too complicated for them?"
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Under Project "Cradle-to-Grave" ... OASC lower the age limit for the TIA process ... this particular applicant is showing encouraging early signs of suitability for a military flying career.
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The graphic design department at Jane's Defence Weekly had obviously taken things a 'tad' too far after it had been suggested that the publisher should better accomodate their more younger subscribers.
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"Not a bad final board brief, Smithers, but unfortunately you have still failed the CFS course because you didn't use all the crayons".
Dear Mr Hoskins
Thank you for your completed insurance claim form, including an illustration of the accident scene, for which we acknowledge receipt.
For the sake of clarity, please confirm that your helicopter is represented in the top right corner of the drawing and that the 'large flying cow' you claim "appeared from nowhere and just fell straight into my Main Rotor blades without sounding its horn or indicating and that's what must have caused all the damage" is the brown creature shown adjacent and above your vehicle.
We look forward in anticipation of your prompt reply.
Thank you for your completed insurance claim form, including an illustration of the accident scene, for which we acknowledge receipt.
For the sake of clarity, please confirm that your helicopter is represented in the top right corner of the drawing and that the 'large flying cow' you claim "appeared from nowhere and just fell straight into my Main Rotor blades without sounding its horn or indicating and that's what must have caused all the damage" is the brown creature shown adjacent and above your vehicle.
We look forward in anticipation of your prompt reply.
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Some great responses. Scores on the door:
Honourable joint third to Pohm1 with:
"My Life in the Army"
By Harry Wales aged 27.
and SASless with:
"Hoskins....I know you were told to prepare a Brief for the Army but are you sure this is not just a bit too complicated for them?"
Excellent second place to toptobottom with:
"That's very good Prime Minister. Now, what else did we see during our little holiday in Afghanistan?"
But this week's star is 622 with:
Baldrick, I only gave you a black and green crayon - how did you get the brown?
Take it away 622!
Honourable joint third to Pohm1 with:
"My Life in the Army"
By Harry Wales aged 27.
and SASless with:
"Hoskins....I know you were told to prepare a Brief for the Army but are you sure this is not just a bit too complicated for them?"
Excellent second place to toptobottom with:
"That's very good Prime Minister. Now, what else did we see during our little holiday in Afghanistan?"
But this week's star is 622 with:
Baldrick, I only gave you a black and green crayon - how did you get the brown?
Take it away 622!