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Old 22nd Jan 2012, 22:15
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"I'm sorry I dropped the long wait, but I can't see any tartan paint either."
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Old 23rd Jan 2012, 12:04
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"Hang on a minute, lads. I've got a great idea...."
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Old 24th Jan 2012, 01:21
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"Right! - We throw the flashbangs on the count of 3...."
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Old 24th Jan 2012, 11:57
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RyanAir introduce their new door to door service in an attempt to save on airport taxes.. "Ok Mr Jones you are next, please join me on the ramp your house is coming into view"
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Old 24th Jan 2012, 12:57
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Not being one of the "old-school" Herc-mates, the co-pilot just couldn’t bring himself to depart the aircraft along with his "special" pax.


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Old 24th Jan 2012, 17:41
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Mashed off his head, Chuck decided it was time to try out his new wingsuit.
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Old 25th Jan 2012, 09:12
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You want a harness??
This isn't the Womens' Auxiliary Balloon Corps!
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Old 25th Jan 2012, 12:59
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"Oh hes always at it ...dropping in on his mum on the way to work."
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Old 25th Jan 2012, 14:15
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Oh he's so particular about washing and drying his hands after Number Two's.
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Old 25th Jan 2012, 16:14
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Biscuit, Sarge?
Thanks, digestive please. Those ginger nuts seemed to disappear in no time.
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Old 25th Jan 2012, 16:30
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Top flat 25 Kowloon Terrace was just about to get a visit from the phantom knicker nicker.
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Old 25th Jan 2012, 17:48
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Sergeant Jock McScrivens had no intention of seeing his pound coin roll away.
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Old 27th Jan 2012, 11:29
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Yikes - where did that week go..?

Time's up:

In 3rd place is Fox3's
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Ok.... Steady steady steady... Parliament below, flush the toilet....

But this week's star performer is Rather be Gardening with
"You know Sarge, you really shouldn't have told Prince Harry that we didn't use safety harnesses because of the magnets in our boots."
Well done RBG - you have control..!

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Old 27th Jan 2012, 12:28
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Thanks TTB. Could Nuts take over for this one please?
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Old 27th Jan 2012, 15:30
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Ok thank you for that, same as before, scores on the doors next week..... pondered using this one , if not liked i will replace it..

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Old 27th Jan 2012, 15:55
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Its not like the Americans to **** absolutely everything.
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Old 27th Jan 2012, 16:00
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Scrogins wasn't listening carefully to his mates when they said they use the camel to ride into town to relieve their "requirements"; not "use" the camel!

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Old 27th Jan 2012, 16:15
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Jawolsky carefully considered the offer to swap his wife for a camel.
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Lieutenant Cheeseburger was determined to follow the Hearts and Minds advice of "participating in local sports and customs", though he preferred the "pigsticking" back home in Tennessee.
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Old 27th Jan 2012, 17:30
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Lt Pprune was beginning to wish he'd worked harder at school, as then he'd be mounting a fast jet, not a ship of the desert.
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